Category: Video Games
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Day 272: The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie

Oh my fucking god, I have never laughed so hard in my god damn life thanks to a single image! Seriously, take one look at this and tell me you didn’t chuckle to yourself! Just look at those fucking proportions! How can something be so disturbingly yet hilariously inept and disproportionate?! Hilarity aside, I genuinely can’t believe…
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Day 269: Super Smash Bros Ultimate: Initial Thoughts

It’s not exactly a secret that I, and most people in the world, absolutely adore the Smash Bros series. Naturally, everyone was excited when Smash Ultimate was announced. I mean, come on: a Smash Bros game featuring seventy-four characters + six DLC characters (one of which is mother fucking Joker from Persona 5!!), a hundred or so…
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Day 268: Countdown to Ultimate Finale: Project M

Bet ya didn’t see that one coming. Since I haven’t had a chance to play Ultimate enough to give it a clear rating (but that should change by tomorrow, don’t you worry), I figured I’d take another day to talk about one of the most well known Smash Bros games out there. One that wasn’t…
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Day 267: Countdown to Ultimate: Wii U

One day away. Tomorrow, Smash Bros Ultimate drops on the Nintendo Switch. I’m excited, you’re excited, my dogs are excited (though I think that that’s just their default state at this point) everyone is excited! And I’m just as excited to revisit the last game in our little retrospective, as well as my favorite Smash…
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Day 266: Countdown to Ultimate: 3DS

For the first portable Smash game, this one is really solid. Granted, it’s practically impossible to make a bad game out of the Smash Bros framework, but it’s an impressive game nonetheless. I have fond memories of this one. It dropped early during my time in high school, and quickly became a staple at our…