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Ah, the age old debate: which Pokémon gen was the best? Very few arguments will spark as much anger and bloodshed as this one. There will always be the hardcore Gen 1-ers that shun the rest of the franchise. Many see Gen 4 as the last good generation. Some still believe Gen 3 was the… Continue reading Pokémon Gen 5 is Better Than You Think
Ladies and gentlemen: I've done it. I've completed the task that's been daunting me ever since I first became a weeb. At long last, I'm all caught up on One Piece. Which means I've got a promise to keep. A few months back, I ranked all of the Straw Hats from my least favorite to… Continue reading Ranking the Straw Hats (Time Skip-Chapter 1000)
I return once again to the Witcher world. Don't worry, we've only got three more to go after this. Then I might finally force myself to play the first two Witcher games. Maybe. This cover is one of the most confusing in the series; what the fuck is Geralt fighting? Unlike the previous stories, this… Continue reading Baptism of Fire: The Fellowship of the Lion Cub
I've discussed a lot of nasty monsters. But this one? This guy takes the cake. The Fomorian is a diamond in the rough. At first glance, it's a big bruiser. Nothing new. But when you look into its lore, you'll find a monster that's surprisingly unique, interesting, and even menacing! It's a surprisingly good monster… Continue reading Fomorian: That’s an Ugly Fella, Right There
I miss old parody movies. You know, movies that actually parodied their subject material instead of making cheap jabs and references. Robin Hood: Men in Tights is a parody from the golden age from a golden director. Mel Brooks already solidified his comedic chops with Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs. And while I do think that… Continue reading Robin Hood Men in Tights: Taking the Piss Out of a Legend
