Author: jernahblunt

  • Homer Simpson: Then and Now

    Homer Simpson: Then and Now

    Time is the mortal enemy of comedy. That, and repetition. The longer and more frequently a joke is used, the quicker its humor fades. So what does that mean for a show as long-running as the Simpsons? The once beloved American comedy has been squeezed so dry there’s not a drop of life left in…

  • Writer’s Diary: January 2023 Update

    Congratulations everyone! We survived 2022! And we’re still alive a week and a half into 2023! Hooray! The Illumination Marathon continues with the movie review slot. Thankfully, we’re finally done with the ‘Despicable Me’ stuff. Unfortunately, now that means we get to talk about such movies as ‘Sing’ and ‘Secret Life of Pets’, and let’s…

  • Quaggoth: Fugitives of the Underdark

    Lore: Enemies of the Elves Climbing the chasms deep within the Underdark, quaggoths are savage, brutal creatures. Despite their lack of intelligence, they used to reside upon the surface as nocturnal hunters. Elves appeared and drove the quaggoths to near extinction, forcing them to flee into the Underdark for survival. Their time in the dark…

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru Made Me Hate Movies

    Minions: The Rise of Gru Made Me Hate Movies

    No more Minions. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t make me deal with these things again. If I ever see one beyond the studio logo at the start, it’ll be too soon. Minions: The Rise of Gru is a movie. By which I mean it’s exactly what you’d expect from…

  • My Review Academia S6 E14: Hell is a Recap

    My Review Academia S6 E14: Hell is a Recap

    We’re back, ladies and gents! New year, new possibilites! Let’s see what My Hero has in store for us now! Oh… a recap. Hooray. The battle is over. It’s time to clean up the mess. With all the damage done, people need saving. The exhausted heroes start caving into despair, the people give up hope…