Author: jernahblunt

  • Final Fantasy VI is a Timeless Masterpiece (Part 2: Presentation)

    Final Fantasy VI is a Timeless Masterpiece (Part 2: Presentation)

    Final Fantasy VI has been released across multiple platforms over the years. From its original SNES release to a GBA version to the modern Pixel Remaster version, there are plenty of ways to play this game. And all of them bring something new to the table for the presentation. Like the mobile port a few…

  • Why Makima is Terrifying (Chainsaw Man Season 1)

    Why Makima is Terrifying (Chainsaw Man Season 1)

    *Note: this article is being written by an anime-only viewer of Chainsaw Man. The manga may disprove or further the points made here, or I could simply get some things wrong. I’m simply sharing my reactions to the character and analyzing why I feel she’s awesome and terrifying. Feel free to correct me if I…

  • Poirot Mysteries: The Adventure of the Cheap Flat

    Poirot Mysteries: The Adventure of the Cheap Flat

    Well, this one may not be a gem, but it’s still pretty good! An associate of Hastings has managed to find a flat for a dirt cheap price. But there are multiple curious oddities about the place. More than enough to pique Poirot’s interest. Just what is going on with this cheap flat? This one…

  • Purple Worm: It’s Tremors for D&D

    Wow. Someone in the naming department was sure feeling creative when they made this thing. “Hey boss, we’ve got a purple worm monster, what should we call it?” Then the dude stroked his beard (let’s just imagine it was a dude with a beard) and said: “I’ve got it!” like he just invented the cure…

  • Minions is a Lazy Movie

    Minions is a Lazy Movie

    Happy New Year! Welcome back to hell! I can no longer hear Minion noises. All I hear is someone banging on my skull with a baseball bat. Or maybe that’s just the echo of me banging my head against my desk; it’s hard to tell. Minions is a movie made for aunts on Facebook and…