Daily Rants, Movie and TV Reviews, Anime, Games and anything else that I may want to talk about! Welcome to the mind of Jonah Hunt, Mediocre Writer Extraordinaire! Also, quick warning: there be curse words ahead! If you're not a fan of vulgar language, or you're a small child, reconsider reading ahead.
Hitman (2016) is one of my favorite games of the last decade. So naturally, when they announced a sequel earlier this year at E3, I was extremely excited! I was so excited, in fact, that I pre-ordered the Collector's Edition of the game on the PS4, which included the Gold Edition of the game. Thanks to that,… Continue reading Hitman 2 Review
Video game movies have a terrible reputation for themselves. It's so terrible in fact that saying that aloud is akin to saying "The sky is blue!". So naturally, when Warner Bros. announced a live action Detective Pikachu adaptation, everyone's expectations plummeted straight through the fucking floor. Then it sunk even further when they released the… Continue reading Day 244: The Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer
Original Release: July 6th, 2018 Let's give this movie the credit where it's due. Gigan himself looks really fucking rad. I fucking love this guys design. He's just a walking mishmash of weapons, fish shit, and a bird peak. He's just fun to look at. Honestly, he's one of my favorite looking monsters in the… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 121: Godzilla VS Gigan
Now that we're finally done with the first season's plot, let's talk about something just as problematic: the setting. There's a lot about RWBY's setting that I really like. Weapons that double as guns, Semblance powers, the five countries, the Hunter Academies, fancy sci-fi tech, Grimm, Faunes, all of that is perfectly fine. However, the… Continue reading Day 243: Fixing RWBY’s World
Original Release: July 5th, 2018 Oh, you thought the previous Godzilla movies were drug trips? You haven't seen anything yet. This movie is... odd. It's a definite step up from All Monsters Attack (aka Godzilla's Revenge) but it's certainly not great. It's an okay movie that features some really weird scenes, including a strange animated… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 120: Godzilla VS Hedorah
Part 1 Episodes 1-2 Part 2 Episodes 3-4 Part 3 Emerald Forest (5-8) Part 4 Episodes 9-10 Part 5 Episodes 11-14 It's finally time to tackle some of the biggest problems of the series. These two episodes are the main reason why I started this project in the first place. So how am I gonna… Continue reading Day 242: Fixing RWBY Volume 1 Season Finale
Original Release: July 4th, 2018 Happy 4th of July, fellow Americans! Hope you guys have fun burning the city you live in down with all those fireworks! I'm just gonna sit back and watch Japanese movies. Like this piece of shit. This movie sucks. It's easily the worst movie in the Showa era, if not… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 119: Godzilla’s Revenge/ All Monsters Attack
