Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, Characters, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
As much as I love this game, I can safely say that it has one of the worst, most annoying titles out of any game I've ever played. Undernight In-Birth EXE: Late(st) (yes, that is the real title) has a serious split identity problem. On one hand, it is an abysmally terrible visual novel that… Continue reading Undernight In-Birth EXE Late:(st): Imma Hit Whoever Wrote That Title (Game Night!)
In a long-running anime series, you've got to have a large catalogue of villains if you want to keep it going. This can be a little challenging, as you need to properly develop each villain, incorporate them into the larger plot, and conclude their stories in a satisfying way to make room for the next… Continue reading The Issue With Naruto Villains (The Mind of a Character)
When it comes to horror literature, few names are as iconic as Steven King. Between all of his short stories, 'The Shining' and 'IT', as well as almost every other horror work of his, no one has the prestige that he does. He is one of the most prolific writers of the century! Though, to… Continue reading An Honest Critique of Steven King
Oh boy, we're getting to the big boys now! The last few monsters we've discussed have been kind of underwhelming. If they had good designs, they were lacking in stats or lore. If they had good stats, then they were boring to look at and boring to use in the story. We haven't had a… Continue reading Chimera: The Three Most Menacing Beasts of All in One! (Best of the Bestiary)
Watch this movie. That is all. Goodbye. Invader Zim is a series very near and dear to my heart. Of all the Nickelodeon cartoons to ever come out, it was easily my favorite. Unfortunately, it only lasted two seasons before being taken off the air, leaving a hole in my heart for as long as… Continue reading Enter the Florpus: Zim’s Glorious Return! (Movie Monday)
Hey Japan! Please stop with these absurdly long titles! I can only write these joke titles so many times before the punchline gets old. 'Is It Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon' is an odd show. By all accounts, it shouldn't work as well as it does. It is filled to the brim… Continue reading Is It Wrong to Write Light Novel Titles? AKA Dan Machi (Watch This Anime!)
Of all the games to come out in the heyday of the PS3, few are as beloved as Catherine. It took the world by storm, placing itself in the hearts of fans all over the world. It is one of the most beloved anime games of all time. Now, the re-release, Catherine: Full Body, is… Continue reading Catherine Classic: Nostalgia is a Cruel Mistress
