• Day 141: Godzilla 2014

    Day 141: Godzilla 2014

    Allow me to summarize your average viewing experience of Godzilla 2014. “Oh man that was fucking awesome! Did you see that?! He like, smashed him into a building and shit-” Five minutes later: “*snore* Oh! Right, watching a… movie… *snore*…” Never before have I watched a movie that tiptoed the line between really awesome and…

  • ARCHIVE Day 19: The Green Leprechaun Drinking Day

    The results of last nights experiment are in, and… They were pretty underwhelming. So instead of talking about those, let’s talk about Saint Patrick’s Day! Y’know, that one holiday with the leprachaun that elementary schools banned because of the pinching but adults love because they have an excuse to drink their sorrows away? AKA Irish…

  • ARCHIVE Late Night Shitposting

    In the US of A, it is currently 12 coming on 1 as I write this. I’m exhausted, heavy and just a little loopy. Seems like the perfect time to experiment. One thing I noticed whilst doing this blog is that each post seems to get more views the later it’s posted. So, out of…

  • Day 140: Godzilla Final Wars

    Day 140: Godzilla Final Wars

    Oh boy, I’ve been waiting for this one for the entire run of this little blogging series. Ever since Godzilla 1998 stabbed the franchise to the brink of death, Japan worked frivolously to repair the reputation of the series. While I’m not the biggest fan of the rest of the Millennium era, mainly due to…

  • ARCHIVE Day 18: Fucking Marvel…

    So, the new trailer for Infinity War dropped ealier and it looks great. Looks great. I have a problem with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That problem being a total lack of tension across every movie. What do I mean by that? Simple. No one ever fucking dies! ‘Wah, but Jernah! Colson died in the first…