Category: Video Games
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Day 181: Bastion (the game, not the blizzard character)
Let’s start today’s rant off with something different: a little test of consistency. Here’s what I want you to do: Google Bastion. Nothing else, just that one word. Then, after the page loads, go over to the image tab. Now, here’s the question: which did you see first? A screenshot from Bastion the game from…
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ARCHIVE Day 56: God of War
Original Release: 4/23/18 If you read the Dad of Boi post, then here’s the prior upload that I had alluded to there. Have fun cringing. -Current Jonah Dude, I totally forgot God of War came out a few days ago! Now, this isn’t a review. Kind of hard to review a game you don’t own.…
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Day 179: Metroid 2: Return of Samus Review
After finishing the original NES version of Metroid 1, I swiftly moved onto the Gameboy follow up: Metroid 2: Return of Samus. Why not the 3DS remake? Because that one is different enough from the original to warrant it’s own analysis. Metroid 2 surprisingly does hold up when compared to Metroid 1. It’s still clunky…
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Day 178: Spiderman (PS4, Homecoming, Etc.)
With the brand new Spiderman game finally dropping on the PS4 (and racking in some extremely positive reviews) I figured now would be a good time to talk about the web-slinging teen in tights. Now, this isn’t a review. I didn’t pre-order a copy (because fucking Amazon didn’t have any physical copies up for pre-order…
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Day 177: Come on, guys. Really?
It’s funny how natural disasters tend to ruin the fun, isn’t it? For those who don’t know, today was supposed to be the date of the latest Nintendo Direct. However, with Japan being hit by the most severe typhoon they’ve seen in 25 years and hammered by a powerful earthquake, Nintendo decided it’d be in better taste…
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