Category: Movies
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Day 303: Godzilla The Planet Eater Review
Available on: Netflix Running time: 90 Minutes Directed by: Kobun Shizuno & Hiroyuki Sheshita Produced by: Takashi Yoshizawa Where do I even start with this one? The Netflix Godzilla animated trilogy has been a wild ride. Each movie has had a fair number of problems, especially City on the Edge of Battle, but overall I’ve…
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Day 290: The Gamera Series
Old Japanese kaiju movies are infamous for being some of the cheesiest movies of all time. If you talk to someone unfamiliar with something like the Godzilla franchise, the first thing that will pop into their heads will practically always be two dudes in rubber costumes smashing around a toy set. Unfortunately, while they do…
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The Star Wars Holiday Special Review (Christmas Special, I Guess)
Yes, I know I swore I’d never talk about Star Wars again, but considering that it’s the holiday season, I just couldn’t resist. I was going to review Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse today, but that didn’t seem very Christmas-appropriate, so… I guess we’re going back to plan a. God, I really hate plan a. But I need something for…
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Day 273: Speculating Who Will Godzilla VS Kong
After that hype as hell trailer dropped a few days ago, I’ve once again found myself on a Godzilla kick. Don’t worry, it won’t consume the rest of the content for the month. That would leave me with no space for the 12 Days of Anime (more on that right here if you’re curious) or…
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Day 272: The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie
Oh my fucking god, I have never laughed so hard in my god damn life thanks to a single image! Seriously, take one look at this and tell me you didn’t chuckle to yourself! Just look at those fucking proportions! How can something be so disturbingly yet hilariously inept and disproportionate?! Hilarity aside, I genuinely can’t believe…
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