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It's incredible how well this movie holds up. Even today, in a market absolutely flooded with superhero media, this still stands as one of the greatest of all time. You could still argue that it is the greatest! 10/10 movie, 7/10 poster. The Dark Knight is perfect in almost every single way. The script, the… Continue reading The Dark Knight: A Superhero Masterpiece
This one used to be my favorite movie in the series. But upon going back to rewatch it, I made a terrible discovery: this movie is really boring! Half of it is so dull that it makes the other, much better half much harder to watch! After being blue-balled by Dumbledore, Harry meets Professor Horace… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Half a Masterpiece, Half a Disaster
A while back, I wrote an article complaining about everything modern Star Trek gets wrong. In that article, I lamented that the Star Trek shows of old have been left behind in favor of mindless space action. All the intellect, optimism, and charm of the older shows have been completely forgotten. Today, I'm going to… Continue reading Can True Star Trek Return?
My list of criticisms regarding this franchise are long. From the author (that's most of them, to be honest) to the characters and certain story decisions, on and on it goes. Sometimes it's so long that I find myself forgetting why this series became so popular in the first place. As well as why I… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Stepping Into Darkness
Yes, I have been watching Harry Potter movies again. Yes, you can expect another review very soon. Yes, that has everything to do with this article. Dolores Umbridge is one of the most infamous fictional characters of recent years. No Harry Potter character and few characters in all of fiction have inspired as much pure,… Continue reading Dolores Umbridge: The Pros and Cons of Introducing An Easily Hated Character
