Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, TV, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Consider this a follow-up to last week's post. In case you missed it, I'll leave a link at the bottom. I plotted out my ideal Superman movie, it was a lot of fun. Six years. In that time, you had movies starring Superman, Batman, Wonder-Woman, hell, you even gave Aquaman a movie! But you couldn't… Continue reading Shazam: It Only Took Them Six Years (Movie Monday!)
It's no secret that the DC Cinematic Universe (DCCU? Doesn't roll off the tongue, does it?) hasn't done well for itself. It's been around since 2013 with 'Man of Steel', but they've only managed to achieve decent receptions with 'Wonder-Woman', sort of 'Aquaman', and their most recent endeavor: 'Shazam!'. But their other films, such as… Continue reading Plotting a Superman Movie (Movie Monday)
Before you ask: no. I'm not going to review Toy Story 4 after I do the first three. You couldn't get me to watch that movie if you put my dogs at gunpoint. I'm simply doing this little retrospective to remind myself that this was originally a nigh flawless trilogy, and to make myself even… Continue reading Toy Story: Changing Animation (Movie Monday)
No April Fools joke here. I'm not a fan of the holiday. Let's just move on to the actual post. Yes, I know I'm a month late on this one. But hey! Better late than never! How to Train Your Dragon is one of my favorite animated series. I absolutely love the first two movies,… Continue reading How to Train Your Dragon Part 3: In Regards to Neutering (Movie Monday)
In case you didn't know, let me clue you in. Disney recently finished an acquisition deal, claiming ownership over Fox and all their properties. This includes the X-Men, Fantastic Four, Deadpool, Avatar (for whatever that's worth), and of course: the Alien franchise. Which means that the newest addition to the Disney pantheon of royalty is… Continue reading Disney’s Newest Princess: Lady Xenomorph (Movie Monday)
Directed By: Jon Favreau Written By: Jon Favreau Starring: Jon Favreau and others Release Date: May 30th, 2014 Run Time: 1 Hour 54 Minutes Link to IMDb This is an incredibly odd movie for me. Chef was one of the first movies I watched with my friends when I was first integrated into their group.… Continue reading Movie Monday! Chef: Great Meme, Okay Movie
Mondays (Surprise) Movies are great. At best, they can creatively inspire and entertain at the same time. At worst, they remind you what hatred feels like and gives you something to talk about. At the best kind of worst, you have a comedic experience unlike any other. Movie Monday is exactly what it sounds like.… Continue reading Movie Monday
