*Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I'd know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I'd have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn't thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I've… Continue reading Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare
I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I'm gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of… Continue reading Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie
This is the dumbest movie I've seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I'm having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade… Continue reading The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance
In my review of the Jurassic Park movie, I swore I wouldn't compare it to the book. That's because I'm going to do exactly that here, in this article. If you have a problem with that for some reason, then... I was gonna say I was sorry, but to be honest, I'm really not. Making… Continue reading Alan Grant: Movie VS Book
Last week, I experienced the original Jurassic Park novel for the first time. All in all, while I did have a few complaints (shocking, I know), I thought it was pretty good! A book well worth reading! Unfortunately, it left me with an unstoppable desire to rewatch the movie. So I did just that. The… Continue reading Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation
