Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that's nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style… Continue reading The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One
The first being, of course, Ghostbusters. But I can't talk about that until the new one comes out. So you're getting this instead. Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a delightfully strange movie. It's absolutely a film of its time, one that would probably fail if it were made today. Much like many classic films, like… Continue reading Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The Second Most Quotable Film of All Time
Yesterday, I and my friends gathered at my apartment for another D&D session. The party was fresh-off of killing their first dragon and were riding high as they adventured into an underwater temple. To shake their newfound egos, I (the DM) decided to put them up against a brutal double-battle. After defeating the guardians of… Continue reading On Making a Dungeons and Dragons Movie
It's safe to say that life is pretty stressful these days. We've all got problems that cause us to worry, whether you're still in school or you've got bills to pay. Throw on current world politics and time management and boom! You're on your way to a very tiring and stressful day! Every now and… Continue reading Bob Ross Shows: The Ultimate Therapy
*Deep breath* Okay. I'm going to tackle this one. Try not to rip my head off over this, alright? Indiana Jones is one of those film franchises. The kind where, if you say something disagreeable, the fans will come to your home, eat your pets, tear you limb from limb, then hang your head from the balcony… Continue reading Raiders of the Lost Ark: A Shallow But Enjoyable Adventure
This was a strange decade for cinema. We saw the rise of the superhero genre as the MCU came into its own. Star Wars returned to... various degrees of success (none of which I'm going to talk about, ever, so don't even ask). Many a franchise was rebooted, many a pointless sequel was made, and… Continue reading My Favorite Movies of the Decade
It was an interesting year for movies this year. We were graced with the biggest blockbuster of all time in Avengers: Endgame, which paid off ten years of build-up and smashed all the box office records to become the number one top-grossing film of all time. The photo-realistic Lion King set the world ablaze with… Continue reading My Five Favorite Movies of 2019
