Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, Characters, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Watch this movie. That is all. Goodbye. Invader Zim is a series very near and dear to my heart. Of all the Nickelodeon cartoons to ever come out, it was easily my favorite. Unfortunately, it only lasted two seasons before being taken off the air, leaving a hole in my heart for as long as… Continue reading Enter the Florpus: Zim’s Glorious Return! (Movie Monday)
Of all the mediums in the entertainment industry, film is arguably the single biggest across the world. It is so successful in fact that other mediums are often adapted into film in order to achieve greater success. Out of all of these, books-to-films have been the most successful, though they have certainly had a rough… Continue reading Are Film Adaptations Getting Better?
Directed By: Jon Favreau Written By: Jeff Nathanson, Brenda Chapman Starring: Donald Glover, Beyoncé, Seth Rogan, James Earl Jones and more. Run Time: 1 Hour 58 Minutes Release Date: July 19th, 2019 Rated PG Link to IMDb Of all the classic animated Disney movies, 'The Lion King' is probably the one I care the least… Continue reading The Lion King: Soulless Edition
Directed By: Tom McGrath Written By: Alan Schoolcraft, Brent Simons Starring: Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill, Brad Pitt, and more Run Time: 1 Hour, 35 Minutes Rated: PG Release Date: November 5th, 2010 Link to IMDb The superhero genre has become incredibly overcrowded over the last decade. Nowadays, you can barely go a week without some new comic… Continue reading Megamind: A Fun Movie Becomes a Classic (Movie Monday)
Warning: This review will have very minor spoilers for 'Spider-Man: Far From Home'. If you still haven't seen it and you want to go in completely blind, then I'd recommend going to see it before reading this article. If you don't care, then read to your heart's content. Directed By: Jon Watts Written By: Chris… Continue reading Spider-Man Far From Home: A Boy Becomes a Man
It isn't a secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has been, and likely will continue to be, an extreme success. Each film has been a massive financial success, with 'Avengers: Endgame' beating them all as the second highest grossing film of all time. It is an incredible vision that was executed fantastically. Naturally, everyone else… Continue reading Does the DC Cinematic Universe Have Hope?
I haven't really talked about them at all, but I have a strong soft spot for the X-Men franchise. As a kid, they were the movies I'd watch the most, at least in the superhero genre. I've grown up with this series, and I still love it to this day. Even if, you know, the… Continue reading Which Was the Best X-Men Movie? (Movie Monday)
