Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, TV, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Directed By: Guy Ritchie Written By: Michael Robert Johnson and Anthony Peckham Starring: Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law Release Date: December 25th, 2009 Run Time: 2 Hours and 8 Minutes Rated: PG-13 Link to IMDb Recently, I've been on a nostalgia kick. Maybe it's because I just turned a year older the other day… Continue reading Sherlock Holmes: The One With Iron Man (Movie Monday)
Thus far, summer has been a good time for movies. At least, it has been for me. We started off incredibly strong with 'Avengers: Endgame', which is now, unsurprisingly, the second highest grossing movie of all time. 'Detective Pikachu' was a great time, one that made me feel like a little kid again. Then of… Continue reading Most Anticipated Summer Movies of 2019 (Movie Monday)
Directed By: Michael Dougherty Written By: Michael Dougherty, Zach Shields Starring: Kyle Chandler, Vera Farmiga, Millie Bobby Brown, Ken Watanabe, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah (the movie's joke, not mine) Rated: PG-13 Run Time: 2 Hours and 12 Minutes Release Date: May 31st, 2019 My god, the battle with the critics has been brutal… Continue reading King of the Monsters: Glory to the King! (Movie Monday)
After many years of waiting, 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' is finally here! It's highly divisive, with critics complaining about the story and fans complaining about the critics. I'd love to contribute to the conversation with my own review. Unfortunately, I haven't seen it yet. Hey, I'm a busy guy, okay? As much as I'd… Continue reading A Beginner’s Guide to Godzilla
I love big blockbuster movies. Call me a basic bitch all you like, but I truly enjoy those kinds of films. And it's no secret that we've gotten some big ones in the last few months. 'Avengers: Endgame' is quickly becoming the highest grossing film of all time, 'Detective Pikachu' is becoming a huge hit… Continue reading Missing Link: The Film Time Forgot… The Moment it Came Out
This is a spoiler-free review. Directed By: Rob Letterman Written By: Dan Hernandez, Benji Samit Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith and more Rated: PG Run Time: 1 Hour, 44 Minutes Release Date: May 10th, 2019 Link to IMDb 'Mortal Kombat'? Nope. 'Doom'? Get out. 'Tomb Raider'? Tried three times, none were very good. 'Hitman'? Forget… Continue reading Detective Pikachu: Fun For the Whole Family. So long as that family is wholly comprised of little kids and Pokemon fans.
SPOILER ALERT If you still haven't seen 'Avengers: Endgame' and you are even remotely interested in doing so, then avoid this post at all costs! I will be spoiling most of, if not all, the big surprises of the film. If you want to know my spoiler-free thoughts on the film, check them out in… Continue reading Endgame: Spoiler Time (Movie Monday)
