Category: Movie Monday

  • The Best Palate Cleanser Movies

    Little known fact: after you watch a few irredeemably bad movies in a row, you’ll forget that good movies exist. This is because your brain will slowly begin turning to mush, with your memory cortex suffering the bulk of the damage. Ever wonder why you get a pounding headache after watching a certain number of…

  • Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

    Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

    *Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I’d know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I’d have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn’t thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I’ve…

  • Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I’m gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of…

  • The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

    This is the dumbest movie I’ve seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I’m having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade…

  • Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation

    Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation

    Last week, I experienced the original Jurassic Park novel for the first time. All in all, while I did have a few complaints (shocking, I know), I thought it was pretty good! A book well worth reading! Unfortunately, it left me with an unstoppable desire to rewatch the movie. So I did just that. The…