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Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

*Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I'd know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I'd have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn't thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I've… Continue reading Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

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Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I'm gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of… Continue reading Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

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The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

This is the dumbest movie I've seen in my entire life. And not in a fun way like Blood Hunters. No, this shit just makes me feel like I'm having an aneurysm. Like my brain cells are individually dying with each passing minute. Last week, in my Jurassic Park review, I threw some mad shade… Continue reading The Lost World: All the Flash, None of the Substance

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Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation

Last week, I experienced the original Jurassic Park novel for the first time. All in all, while I did have a few complaints (shocking, I know), I thought it was pretty good! A book well worth reading! Unfortunately, it left me with an unstoppable desire to rewatch the movie. So I did just that. The… Continue reading Jurassic Park: Altering the Foundation

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Airplane!: A Masterclass in Visual Comedy

Remember when movies were allowed to just get completely ridiculous? Back when directors could pitch a movie in which a flight attendant gives a blow job to an inflatable pilot without getting kicked out of the room? I remember. Airplane! is a movie that doesn't worry too much about telling a story. It's focused entirely… Continue reading Airplane!: A Masterclass in Visual Comedy