Category: Movie Monday

No more Minions. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t make me deal with these things again. If I ever see one beyond the studio logo at the start, it’ll be too soon. Minions: The Rise of Gru is a movie. By which I mean it’s exactly what you’d expect from…

Happy New Year! Welcome back to hell! I can no longer hear Minion noises. All I hear is someone banging on my skull with a baseball bat. Or maybe that’s just the echo of me banging my head against my desk; it’s hard to tell. Minions is a movie made for aunts on Facebook and…

My patience for this series and this studio are officially over. And we’re not even halfway through. Lord, help me… Despicable Me 3 is a mess. It’s not bad, per se; that is if you fall into its target demographic of small children. Anyone else might quickly find themselves with a headache. It’s a short…

Two movies in and I’m already exhausted. I might not live to see the end of this marathon. Despicable Me 2 is a perfectly fine follow-up to the first movie. It can sometimes be a bit obnoxious, provided you’re watching this at any age beyond 11 years old, but that’s to be expected. As a…

An Illumination animated marathon may not have been my greatest idea. But here we are. Let’s head into the abyss together, shall we? Compared to what we’ll be seeing later, Despicable Me isn’t actually all that bad of a film. It’s still decently fun to watch. Sure, it isn’t cinematic gold. It can’t compare to…