Category: D&D

Welcome to the Great Dismal Delve, gem of the Inner Planes. You are now slaves to the mighty and merciful Khatun Zafara Al’Yil Jin Zarain, Queen of the Mantled Depths, Pontiff of the Diamond Cathedral, Protector of the Malachite Scepter, and so on and so forth. Gargoyle Seneschal’s Standard Greeting Alright, our first proper genie.…

Hoo, boy! Time for another multi-parter! Hooray! And it’s another four-elements situation! On the Material Plane, genies are so rare that they’ve become a thing of myth. However, on the Elemental Planes, they basically live as kings, relaxing in palaces where servants worship them. They have a massive ego, stemming from the fact that they…

That has nothing to do with the monster, I just couldn’t come up with a witty title. Of all the staple monsters in the fantasy genre, gargoyles are the ones I forget the most. They make for a fun bit of flair for a spooky castle, sure! But what happens when you’re story is taken…

I’ve talked about a lot of simple monsters. But this guy? He may be the simplest. ‘Rock’ is the best way to summarize the Galeb Duhr. It’s just a giant rock monster. It’s basically just Earth Elemental: Electric Boogaloo. It leaves a lot to be desired in regards to stuff to talk about. But if…

Move over, Beholder! Get lost, Dragons! It’s time to talk about the most legendary D&D foe of all time: fungi! What the hell? Why is this a thing? And why is there so much?! Between the lore and the stats, these guys take up two whole pages! Who put so much thought into magic fungi?!…