Category: D&D

  • Green Hag: Queen of Deception and Misery

    After reading about what all of these bitches do, I’m less than eager to go into what each one does individually. Lore: *Fake Girly Voice* Help me! Oh, Gods! Okay, I’ll apologize for that one. It wasn’t very good. Green hags are masters of deception. Residing in dying lands, such as forests or swamps, they’ll…

  • Hags: General Lore

    Buckle up, everyone. This is gonna be a freaky one. Some of this shit is genuinely fucked up, dudes. If ever there was an embodiment of all that is evil, hags would be it. These immortal fey monsters take forms that reflect their wicked natures. Born of the Feywild, they live in the mortal realm,…

  • Grimlock: That Kid That Yelled Slurs on Xbox Live

    You’ll understand that joke in a bit, I promise. Lore: Blind Faith Grimlocks are vile creatures who live in the Underdark. Once, they were human. But their worship of the mind flayers slowly transformed them into the blind cannibals that we see today. Long ago, the mind flayers had an empire that stretched across many…

  • Griffon: An Alliance Player’s Old Friend

    I still remember first getting one of these back in the glory days of WoW. Made my life so much easier. Remember when getting a flying mount in World of Warcraft was cool? Remember when WoW was cool? I’m bumming myself out, let’s talk about the monster now. Lore: The Sky Predator Unfortunately, the ‘lore’…

  • Grick: Dune Joke

    First the grell, now this. These last two entries have been some weird looking dudes. And I kinda love it! Lore: Lurker in the Rocks Gricks lay waiting within rocks for their prey. Rather than hunting, they’ll drag their rubbery bodies to where other creatures might pass to lurk until they can ambush their next…