Category: D&D
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Hook Horror: That’s Just a Dark Crystal Monster!
Y’all remember the Dark Crystal movies, right? At least the old one, with Jim Henson? Or that Netflix reboot that happened a few years ago? I can’t be the only one. Anyways, here’s a D&D monster. Lore: Hunting With the Family Residing in the Underdark, a hook horror is an aggressive predator. In the caverns…
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Homonculus: Fullmetal Alchemist Joke
Unfortunately, this version of a homonculus is significantly less interesting or terrifying than what we saw in that series. Lore: Making a Pet There really isn’t much to say here. A homonculus is a little animated creature made with clay, ash, mandrake root, and blood. They share a telepathic bond with their master and make…
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Hobgoblins: Goblins, But Tall… And Red
They break before our shields,They fall beneath our blades;Their home is ours to conquer,Their children our slaves.Acheron! Acheron!Victory is ours! Translation of a hobgoblin war chant After three monsters with barely a page dedicated to them, we’ve got a collection that takes up three whole pages all to themselves! Hooray! My job just got so…
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Hippogriff: Prisoner of Azkaban Joke
Did anyone know what a hippogriff was before that book? Or was this a commonly known monster? I don’t know, I grew up in a post-Harry Potter world. Lore: Majestic Animals That’s all these guys are, really. Just cool animals to populate your fantasy world. Not much is known about hippogriffs. Their origins are magical…
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Helmed Horror: Animated Armor, But Better
Well, it’s horrifying. But at least it’s safe! I mean, it’s wearing a helmet! …that might be the worst joke I’ve ever written. I’m genuinely sorry about that one. Lore: How May I Serve? A more advanced form of animated armor, the helmed horror is an ever loyal and intelligent servant. Though it requires more…