Category: Daily Rant
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Day 134: ‘God’Zilla 1998
Here it is. The big one. The one that everyone knows and hates with the burning heat of a star. It’s Godzilla 1998 folks. It makes me gag just to see it. Are you happy? Does it bring you joy knowing I watched this film for your pleasure? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! This movie fucking blows!…
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Day 133: Godzilla VS Destroyah
Holy shit, we’re already at the end of the Heisei era. I forgot it was this short. Well, I guess it’s time to talk about what may be the best film in the Heisei period (although Space-Godzilla was a close competitor): Godzilla VS Destroyah. This movie does a lot of cool things that I really…
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Day 132: Godzilla VS Spacegodzilla
This is it. The big one. The one that everyone knows and loves… Sorry. I couldn’t even write that with a straight face! This movie is terrible and I fucking love it! Seriously, the plot is laughable, the special effects are mediocre by Godzilla standards, and the monster is so hilariously lazy that it immediately skyrocketed into infamy, even…
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ARCHIVE Day 3: Apology
I feel like an apology is needed for yesterday. I let my personal feelings affect the blog in a non-satirical way. It was unprofessional, uninteresting, and just came across as a whiny teenager venting about his problems. And no, I’m not talking about my Metal Gear Survive shit post. That’s the kind of content…
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ARCHIVE Day 2: Jonah’s Emo Day
Day 2. Already, I’ve been more loyal to this than my last girlfriend was to me. Personal life aside, what the hell am I supposed to write for this? I haven’t really thought about what this whole blog is about. I just needed something to do in my spare time. Because, as we all know,…
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