Category: Daily Rant
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Day 355: Could Jump Force Have Worked?
Friends, it’s been over two weeks since the release of Jump Force. It’s been played, laughed at, and forgotten. For good reason, as well. An incredibly simple reason, in all actuality. The game sucks. Really badly. The character models all look like absolute crap, as if they were plastic action figures sold by Chinese bootleg…
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Day 354: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe Phase 3 (Brawl)
This is part three in a multi-part series. If you haven’t read the first two parts, then check them out in the links below before reading this one. I assure you: it won’t make any sense if you don’t. Phase 1 Phase 2: Melee Up to this point, we’ve had several movies and introduced several…
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Day 353: My Dream Pokemon Team
With all the new Pokemon content coming this year, between the two new versions and the Detective Pikachu movie, I can’t help but feel like a small child again. So naturally, I can’t help but keep talking about it. And what better topic to discuss than the very core of what the game is: building…
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Day 352: Plotting the Nintendo Cinematic Universe Phase 2 (The Melee Phase)
In case you missed it, I’ll leave the link to the Phase 1 outline right here. If you want to have any idea what the hell I’m talking about, go check that out. Phase 1 Two days ago, we set up the first phase of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, or the NCU. We had the…
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Day 351: Thoughts on Pokemon Sword and Shield
Now, I know what I’m about to say may shock you. It is very surprising, after all. But I have two pieces of information for you in regards to yesterday’s Pokemon Direct. One: we got the announcement for Generation 8. Two: my preferred announcements were shoved to the wayside. Yes, I was wrong. It’s almost…
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