Category: Daily Rant
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ARCHIVE Day 118: Destroy All Monsters
Original Release: July 3rd, 2018 This is it boys. The big one. Step aside Infinity War, this is the biggest finale in cinematic history! Shame it wasn’t the finale. Destroy All Monsters was made to be the last film in the Showa era. At this point, Godzilla wasn’t making as much at the box office…
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Day 239: Fixing RWBY Volume 1 Part 3: The Emerald Forest Arc
In case you need to catch up, I’ll leave links to the previous parts for you right here: Part 1 Episodes 1-2 Part 2 Episodes 3-4 Picking right up where we left off, the episode opens with all the different characters using their different abilities and skills to land safely in the forest. Honestly, there’s…
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ARCHIVE Day 117: Son of Godzilla
Original Release: July 2nd, 2018 Quick question. Who looked at this? And thought ‘Yeah, I bet his kid would look like this.’? Seriously, what the actual fuck was going through their minds? This was the sixties, so maybe they were just on a ton of fucking drugs when they designed him. Who the fuck knows?…
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Day 238: Fixing RWBY Volume 1 Part 2: Episodes 3-4
If you missed Part 1 of this little passion series of mine, you can check it out in the link right here. But if you don’t feel like reading the whole thing, I’ll bullet point what you’ve missed really quickly. Ruby is now a powerless girl (or so she thinks, as she can’t use her…
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ARCHIVE Day 116: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep/ Godzilla VS The Sea Monster
Original Release: July 1st, 2018 Wow. I actually forgot this movie existed. This is a weird one. Primarily because it was originally supposed to be a King Kong movie. Sometime during production, Toho decided that this would be better suited as a Godzilla movie. But here’s the problem: They didn’t really alter the script to…
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