Author: jernahblunt
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ARCHIVE Day 117: Son of Godzilla
Original Release: July 2nd, 2018 Quick question. Who looked at this? And thought ‘Yeah, I bet his kid would look like this.’? Seriously, what the actual fuck was going through their minds? This was the sixties, so maybe they were just on a ton of fucking drugs when they designed him. Who the fuck knows?…
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Day 238: Fixing RWBY Volume 1 Part 2: Episodes 3-4
If you missed Part 1 of this little passion series of mine, you can check it out in the link right here. But if you don’t feel like reading the whole thing, I’ll bullet point what you’ve missed really quickly. Ruby is now a powerless girl (or so she thinks, as she can’t use her…
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ARCHIVE Day 116: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep/ Godzilla VS The Sea Monster
Original Release: July 1st, 2018 Wow. I actually forgot this movie existed. This is a weird one. Primarily because it was originally supposed to be a King Kong movie. Sometime during production, Toho decided that this would be better suited as a Godzilla movie. But here’s the problem: They didn’t really alter the script to…
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Day 237: Fixing RWBY Volume 1 Part 1: Episodes 1-2
I haven’t exactly been quiet about my love-hate relationship with RWBY. While I do enjoy the series, I equally enjoy pointing out it’s many flaws and picking it apart piece-by-piece. But today, I’m not gonna tear it down and leave it in pieces. I’m gonna flex my creative muscles and try to make the series…
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ARCHIVE Day 115: Invasion of Astro Monster
Original Release: June 30th, 2018 First of all, tell me that title isn’t fucking amazing in all the worst ways. Secondly, this movie is pretty good. Just like all the others, it was the first for many things. First of all, it was the first film starring aliens, seeing as space travel was fresh in…
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