Tag: Video Games
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Day 181: Bastion (the game, not the blizzard character)

Let’s start today’s rant off with something different: a little test of consistency. Here’s what I want you to do: Google Bastion. Nothing else, just that one word. Then, after the page loads, go over to the image tab. Now, here’s the question: which did you see first? A screenshot from Bastion the game from…
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ARCHIVE Day 56: God of War

Original Release: 4/23/18 If you read the Dad of Boi post, then here’s the prior upload that I had alluded to there. Have fun cringing. -Current Jonah Dude, I totally forgot God of War came out a few days ago! Now, this isn’t a review. Kind of hard to review a game you don’t own.…
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Day 179: Metroid 2: Return of Samus Review

After finishing the original NES version of Metroid 1, I swiftly moved onto the Gameboy follow up: Metroid 2: Return of Samus. Why not the 3DS remake? Because that one is different enough from the original to warrant it’s own analysis. Metroid 2 surprisingly does hold up when compared to Metroid 1. It’s still clunky…
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Day 178: Spiderman (PS4, Homecoming, Etc.)

With the brand new Spiderman game finally dropping on the PS4 (and racking in some extremely positive reviews) I figured now would be a good time to talk about the web-slinging teen in tights. Now, this isn’t a review. I didn’t pre-order a copy (because fucking Amazon didn’t have any physical copies up for pre-order…
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ARCHIVE Day 53: Remembering the Xbox

Original Release: 4/20/18 In case I haven’t made it obvious from my previous posts, I play a lot of video games. Like, a lot, it can be a problem sometimes. So, naturally, I’ve played every major platform available. PC, Playstation, whatever wonderful contraption Nintendo decides to go with every few years, and of course, Microsoft’s…