Tag: Video Games

Day 182: Lingering Will (Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix)

When it comes to my video game rants, I’ve never talked exclusively about a specific boss fight, have I? I feel like I’ve made it clear that I enjoy the Kingdom Hearts franchise immensely. The story is total garbage that sandwiches anime cliches with Disney cartoons in the best (and worst) possible way, the art style is…

September 11, 2018
Day 181: Bastion (the game, not the blizzard character)

Let’s start today’s rant off with something different: a little test of consistency. Here’s what I want you to do: Google Bastion. Nothing else, just that one word. Then, after the page loads, go over to the image tab. Now, here’s the question: which did you see first? A screenshot from Bastion the game from…

September 10, 2018
ARCHIVE Day 56: God of War

Original Release: 4/23/18 If you read the Dad of Boi post, then here’s the prior upload that I had alluded to there. Have fun cringing. -Current Jonah Dude, I totally forgot God of War came out a few days ago! Now, this isn’t a review. Kind of hard to review a game you don’t own.…

September 9, 2018
Day 179: Metroid 2: Return of Samus Review

After finishing the original NES version of Metroid 1, I swiftly moved onto the Gameboy follow up: Metroid 2: Return of Samus. Why not the 3DS remake? Because that one is different enough from the original to warrant it’s own analysis. Metroid 2 surprisingly does hold up when compared to Metroid 1. It’s still clunky…

September 8, 2018
Day 178: Spiderman (PS4, Homecoming, Etc.)

With the brand new Spiderman game finally dropping on the PS4 (and racking in some extremely positive reviews) I figured now would be a good time to talk about the web-slinging teen in tights. Now, this isn’t a review. I didn’t pre-order a copy (because fucking Amazon didn’t have any physical copies up for pre-order…

September 7, 2018