Tag: Movie
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The Star Wars Holiday Special Review (Christmas Special, I Guess)
Yes, I know I swore I’d never talk about Star Wars again, but considering that it’s the holiday season, I just couldn’t resist. I was going to review Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse today, but that didn’t seem very Christmas-appropriate, so… I guess we’re going back to plan a. God, I really hate plan a. But I need something for […]
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Day 273: Speculating Who Will Godzilla VS Kong
After that hype as hell trailer dropped a few days ago, I’ve once again found myself on a Godzilla kick. Don’t worry, it won’t consume the rest of the content for the month. That would leave me with no space for the 12 Days of Anime (more on that right here if you’re curious) or […]
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Day 272: The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie
Oh my fucking god, I have never laughed so hard in my god damn life thanks to a single image! Seriously, take one look at this and tell me you didn’t chuckle to yourself! Just look at those fucking proportions! How can something be so disturbingly yet hilariously inept and disproportionate?! Hilarity aside, I genuinely can’t believe […]
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Day 271: Godzilla King of the Monsters Trailer #2 Analysis
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I adore the Godzilla franchise. I grew up with the original Showa era movies, and they gave me an appreciation for foreign movies. Especially those of the ultra cheesy variety. I have seen and talked about every movie in the series (check out the Godzilla-Thon series for those) […]
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Day 270: So Many Jungle Book Movies…
I can’t be the only one getting sick of these, right? We all know that Disney loves money. To say that is as meaningless a statement as looking up and announcing “The sky is blue!” So when they announced they’d be remaking several of their classic movies in live action a few years ago, it’s […]
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