Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, Characters, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Yes, I know I swore I'd never talk about Star Wars again, but considering that it's the holiday season, I just couldn't resist. I was going to review Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse today, but that didn't seem very Christmas-appropriate, so... I guess we're going back to plan a. God, I really hate plan a. But I need something for… Continue reading The Star Wars Holiday Special Review (Christmas Special, I Guess)
After that hype as hell trailer dropped a few days ago, I've once again found myself on a Godzilla kick. Don't worry, it won't consume the rest of the content for the month. That would leave me with no space for the 12 Days of Anime (more on that right here if you're curious) or… Continue reading Day 273: Speculating Who Will Godzilla VS Kong
Oh my fucking god, I have never laughed so hard in my god damn life thanks to a single image! Seriously, take one look at this and tell me you didn't chuckle to yourself! Just look at those fucking proportions! How can something be so disturbingly yet hilariously inept and disproportionate?! Hilarity aside, I genuinely can't believe… Continue reading Day 272: The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie
I don't know if you've noticed, but I adore the Godzilla franchise. I grew up with the original Showa era movies, and they gave me an appreciation for foreign movies. Especially those of the ultra cheesy variety. I have seen and talked about every movie in the series (check out the Godzilla-Thon series for those)… Continue reading Day 271: Godzilla King of the Monsters Trailer #2 Analysis
I can't be the only one getting sick of these, right? We all know that Disney loves money. To say that is as meaningless a statement as looking up and announcing "The sky is blue!" So when they announced they'd be remaking several of their classic movies in live action a few years ago, it's… Continue reading Day 270: So Many Jungle Book Movies…
I can't be the only one sick of these things, right? We all know how Hollywood is. They only make two kinds of movies: big and expensive sequels, remakes or reboots that promise to make a shit ton of money and movies so cheap and quick to produce that even a single ticket purchase will… Continue reading Day 262: Christmas Movies
I feel like I've made my feelings towards it abundantly clear, but in case you're new I'll say it again. I absolutely love Berserk. It's easily one of my favorite manga out there thanks to it's incredible story and art work, among many other things. If you haven't read it before, I strongly urge you to check… Continue reading Day 260: The Berserk Golden Age Movie Trilogy
