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ARCHIVE Day 120: Godzilla VS Hedorah

Original Release: July 5th, 2018 Oh, you thought the previous Godzilla movies were drug trips? You haven't seen anything yet. This movie is... odd. It's a definite step up from All Monsters Attack (aka Godzilla's Revenge) but it's certainly not great. It's an okay movie that features some really weird scenes, including a strange animated… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 120: Godzilla VS Hedorah

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ARCHIVE Day 119: Godzilla’s Revenge/ All Monsters Attack

Original Release: July 4th, 2018 Happy 4th of July, fellow Americans! Hope you guys have fun burning the city you live in down with all those fireworks! I'm just gonna sit back and watch Japanese movies. Like this piece of shit. This movie sucks. It's easily the worst movie in the Showa era, if not… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 119: Godzilla’s Revenge/ All Monsters Attack

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ARCHIVE Day 118: Destroy All Monsters

Original Release: July 3rd, 2018 This is it boys. The big one. Step aside Infinity War, this is the biggest finale in cinematic history! Shame it wasn't the finale. Destroy All Monsters was made to be the last film in the Showa era. At this point, Godzilla wasn't making as much at the box office… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 118: Destroy All Monsters

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ARCHIVE Day 117: Son of Godzilla

Original Release: July 2nd, 2018 Quick question. Who looked at this? And thought 'Yeah, I bet his kid would look like this.'? Seriously, what the actual fuck was going through their minds? This was the sixties, so maybe they were just on a ton of fucking drugs when they designed him. Who the fuck knows?… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 117: Son of Godzilla

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ARCHIVE Day 116: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep/ Godzilla VS The Sea Monster

Original Release: July 1st, 2018 Wow. I actually forgot this movie existed. This is a weird one. Primarily because it was originally supposed to be a King Kong movie. Sometime during production, Toho decided that this would be better suited as a Godzilla movie. But here's the problem: They didn't really alter the script to… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 116: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep/ Godzilla VS The Sea Monster

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ARCHIVE Day 115: Invasion of Astro Monster

Original Release: June 30th, 2018 First of all, tell me that title isn't fucking amazing in all the worst ways. Secondly, this movie is pretty good. Just like all the others, it was the first for many things. First of all, it was the first film starring aliens, seeing as space travel was fresh in… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 115: Invasion of Astro Monster

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ARCHIVE Day 114: Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster

Original Release: June 29th, 2018 It's time for the first truly childish Godzilla film. Is that bad? Not really. That won't be a problem until Godzilla's Revenge. Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster is the first movie that is made for children in mind. The suits are far more humanoid than before (not completely human obviously,… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 114: Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster