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Demons Part 9: Manes (Best of the Bestiary)

Have no pity for this damnable wretch. Bloody thing could grow up to be a Demon Lord one day. -Emirikol the Chaotic Now, at last, we reach the end of the demonic chain of command. It's time to talk about the foot-soldiers of the demon army. The monster that will likely be the most common… Continue reading Demons Part 9: Manes (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 8: Hezrou (Best of the Bestiary)

We continue our way down the line of Abyssal monsters today, further descending the chain of demonic command. Now, we get to talk about the foot soldier of the demonic army! Today, we discuss the Hezrou! In terms of the flavor text, there is basically nothing to talk about here. They're strong soldiers that can… Continue reading Demons Part 8: Hezrou (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 7: Goristro (Best of the Bestiary)

This is the single most terrifying mount in the history of fantasy! Goristro demons are towering monsters, standing over twenty feet tall. When controlled by Demon Lords, they're made into formidable living siege weapons, as well as pets. They have an almost supernatural cunning that allows them to navigate the most vexing of labyrinths, making… Continue reading Demons Part 7: Goristro (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 6: Glabrezu (Best of the Bestiary)

When you look at the Glabrezu, one thing comes to find: what the fuck? Like seriously, what the fuck am I looking at? Is it like a minotaur-crab-chicken thing? So, confused, you go to look at the flavor text. And then you only get more confused. While the other demons we've discussed so far have… Continue reading Demons Part 6: Glabrezu (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 5: Dretch (Best of the Bestiary)

These things are just fucking millennials. But stupid and worthless. And demonic. No seriously, just look at the flavor text! They're hideous, self-loathing creatures who are, and I quote, 'doomed to spend eternity in a state of perpetual discontent' (which may be the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life). They… Continue reading Demons Part 5: Dretch (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 4: Chasme (Best of the Bestiary)

The Chasme is not a very dangerous Demon. At least not if the party is high enough level to be taking Demons on in the first place. It does play an interesting role in the demonic pyramid of power and it does have a few interesting abilities that make fighting it a unique challenge. Though… Continue reading Demons Part 4: Chasme (Best of the Bestiary)

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Demons Part 3: Barlgura (Best of the Bestiary)

King Kong is fucking pissed! And probably not as bad as he will be when I'm done with him! The Barlgura is far from the most interesting of the Demons. It's a big angry orangutan from hell. They aren't super strong, but they can pose a decent challenge for a lower-level party. They are a bit more… Continue reading Demons Part 3: Barlgura (Best of the Bestiary)