So, there was a Nintendo Direct today. And that means whole new Nintendo games. Let’s get the big one out of the way. Deep breaths… HOLY SHIT SUPER SMASH BROS FOR SWITCH CONFIRMED FOR THIS YEAR WITH THE SPLATOON INKLINGS AND BREATH OF THE WILD LINK OH MY GOD I WANTED METROID PRIME 4 BUT…

Continuing the train of bringing back Showa era villains to promote ticket sales, Toho’s next Godzilla film would feature the return of a fan-favorite enemy of our King of the Monsters: Mechagodzilla! I love this movie! Not just because Mechagodzilla is back (and cooler than ever I might add) but because of the other plot-relevant monster:…

God damn, this is a good Mario game! From the level design to the… Oh hey another moon! One second… Okay! Sorry about that, I just- HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MOON! Alright, there we go. Now, where was… oh hey, look at that, another moon! What was I doing again? Oh awesome, another moon! Oh yeah,…

Today, I’d like to talk about bad art. One of the major things my friends chastise me for is my ingestion of bad art. I’ll go out of my way to watch things like the Emoji Movie, the Star Wars Prequels, the Legend of Korra, Sword Art Online and other bits of media that I…

Allow me to recreate what I believe went down in the production meeting of this movie. “Okay guys, Godzilla VS King Ghidorah was a pretty big success!” said the producer. “Clearly people want to see the previous monsters making a return! The next logical step is Mothra! How do we do something new with her…