• Day 134: ‘God’Zilla 1998

    Day 134: ‘God’Zilla 1998

    Here it is. The big one. The one that everyone knows and hates with the burning heat of a star. It’s Godzilla 1998 folks. It makes me gag just to see it. Are you happy? Does it bring you joy knowing I watched this film for your pleasure? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! This movie fucking blows!…

  • ARCHIVE Day 12: Show and Tell and Tell and Show

    Today, let’s talk about show and tell. No, I’m not talking about the best day ever in Kindergarden. I’m talking about storytelling. The concept of showing the audience something over telling them about it. Let’s look at a good example from the Disney classic, Alladin. At the beginning of the film, we see our hero…

  • Day 133: Godzilla VS Destroyah

    Day 133: Godzilla VS Destroyah

    Holy shit, we’re already at the end of the Heisei era. I forgot it was this short. Well, I guess it’s time to talk about what may be the best film in the Heisei period (although Space-Godzilla was a close competitor): Godzilla VS Destroyah. This movie does a lot of cool things that I really…

  • ARCHIVE Day 11: What Makes a Fight Scene?

    ARCHIVE Day 11: What Makes a Fight Scene?

    What makes a fight scene so good? We all know ’em, we all love ’em. The epic clash between two warriors. Our Goku VS Freeza fights. Our Harry VS Voldemort, the Percy VS Luke, and of course the Luke VS Darth Vader. These are just a few of the fights that we all know and…

  • Day 132: Godzilla VS Spacegodzilla

    Day 132: Godzilla VS Spacegodzilla

    This is it. The big one. The one that everyone knows and loves… Sorry. I couldn’t even write that with a straight face! This movie is terrible and I fucking love it! Seriously, the plot is laughable, the special effects are mediocre by Godzilla standards, and the monster is so hilariously lazy that it immediately skyrocketed into infamy, even…