• ARCHIVE Late Night Shitposting

    In the US of A, it is currently 12 coming on 1 as I write this. I’m exhausted, heavy and just a little loopy. Seems like the perfect time to experiment. One thing I noticed whilst doing this blog is that each post seems to get more views the later it’s posted. So, out of…

  • Day 140: Godzilla Final Wars

    Day 140: Godzilla Final Wars

    Oh boy, I’ve been waiting for this one for the entire run of this little blogging series. Ever since Godzilla 1998 stabbed the franchise to the brink of death, Japan worked frivolously to repair the reputation of the series. While I’m not the biggest fan of the rest of the Millennium era, mainly due to…

  • ARCHIVE Day 18: Fucking Marvel…

    So, the new trailer for Infinity War dropped ealier and it looks great. Looks great. I have a problem with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That problem being a total lack of tension across every movie. What do I mean by that? Simple. No one ever fucking dies! ‘Wah, but Jernah! Colson died in the first…

  • Day 139: Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S

    Day 139: Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S

    The most unique thing this movie does is set up for Final Wars. This movie is, as alluded to in the previous post, very similar to it’s predecessor (though given that it’s a direct sequel, it’s hard to avoid that). Really the only major differences are the presence of Mothra, Kiryu doesn’t go berserk, and…

  • ARCHIVE Day 17: Video Game Movies

    Today’s post will be pretty short due to my work schedule. So let’s keep the topic short as well: Tomb Raider. So, the new Tomb Raider movie premiers tomorrow, and with it comes a whole new wave of disappointed movie goers thinking ‘Maybe this time they’ll get it’. Spoiler alert guys, they probably won’t. Video…