• ARCHIVE Persona 5 The Review E14: a recap? really?

    ARCHIVE Persona 5 The Review E14: a recap? really?

    Original Release: July 7th, 2018 Oh my god, finally! It’s time for the last Archive of Persona 5: The Review! Now I never need to think about this fucking terrible anime ever again, and you guys can read my slow descent into madness while watching this! I hope you enjoyed it! Cause I sure as fuck…

  • Hitman 2 Review

    Hitman 2 Review

    Hitman (2016) is one of my favorite games of the last decade. So naturally, when they announced a sequel earlier this year at E3, I was extremely excited! I was so excited, in fact, that I pre-ordered the Collector’s Edition of the game on the PS4, which included the Gold Edition of the game. Thanks to that,…

  • Day 244: The Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer

    Day 244: The Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer

    Video game movies have a terrible reputation for themselves. It’s so terrible in fact that saying that aloud is akin to saying “The sky is blue!”. So naturally, when Warner Bros. announced a live action Detective Pikachu adaptation, everyone’s expectations plummeted straight through the fucking floor. Then it sunk even further when they released the…

  • ARCHIVE Day 121: Godzilla VS Gigan

    ARCHIVE Day 121: Godzilla VS Gigan

    Original Release: July 6th, 2018 Let’s give this movie the credit where it’s due. Gigan himself looks really fucking rad. I fucking love this guys design. He’s just a walking mishmash of weapons, fish shit, and a bird peak. He’s just fun to look at. Honestly, he’s one of my favorite looking monsters in the…

  • Day 243: Fixing RWBY’s World

    Day 243: Fixing RWBY’s World

    Now that we’re finally done with the first season’s plot, let’s talk about something just as problematic: the setting. There’s a lot about RWBY’s setting that I really like. Weapons that double as guns, Semblance powers, the five countries, the Hunter Academies, fancy sci-fi tech, Grimm, Faunes, all of that is perfectly fine. However, the…