• Day 179: Metroid 2: Return of Samus Review

    Day 179: Metroid 2: Return of Samus Review

    After finishing the original NES version of Metroid 1, I swiftly moved onto the Gameboy follow up: Metroid 2: Return of Samus. Why not the 3DS remake? Because that one is different enough from the original to warrant it’s own analysis. Metroid 2 surprisingly does hold up when compared to Metroid 1. It’s still clunky […]

  • My Review Academia S3 E22: Throwing the Gauntlet

    My Review Academia S3 E22: Throwing the Gauntlet

    There is a fair amount to unpack here, so let’s just bullet point the lesser plot points before getting to the two most important events of the episode. They are… The results of the test, in which everyone from Class 1-A except Todoroki and Bakugo passes (how the fuck did MINETA pass?!) and Inasa also fails Inasa and Todoroki sort of […]

  • ARCHIVE Day 55: Evading Blame and Becoming a Better Person

    Original Release: 4/22/18 So, quick story from my day to day life here. This isn’t me complaining, it’s me bringing up a topic of conversation. A bomb just dropped in my apartment when my parents met my roommates. Quick bit of context, my roommates aren’t exactly the most… cleanly people. They’ll keep their spaces clean, […]

  • Day 178: Spiderman (PS4, Homecoming, Etc.)

    Day 178: Spiderman (PS4, Homecoming, Etc.)

    With the brand new Spiderman game finally dropping on the PS4 (and racking in some extremely positive reviews) I figured now would be a good time to talk about the web-slinging teen in tights. Now, this isn’t a review. I didn’t pre-order a copy (because fucking Amazon didn’t have any physical copies up for pre-order […]

  • ARCHIVE Persona 5 The Review E3: Thou Art… Treating Your Audience Like Idiots, Please Stop

    ARCHIVE Persona 5 The Review E3: Thou Art… Treating Your Audience Like Idiots, Please Stop

    Original Release: 4/21/18 Okay… I’m going through this episode point by point to detail all of my problems with it. Spoilers, alright, okay nice. Literally the first scene in this episode is Igor and the Twins explaining what a Palace is and what Shadows/Cognitions are. Like, dude we get it! We’re not stupid! And they […]