• Stirge: Puny Bug

    Man, this poor little guy doesn’t even get a full page. Not that I’ll complain. Makes my job easier. Lore: Insect There is none. No, I’m not joking. They’re just fantasy mosquitoes. These guys don’t have anything going for them. That’s all. Next. Design: Oh, That’s Gross Well, that’s creepy as hell. I definitely wouldn’t…

  • Is X-Men 3: The Last Stand Really That Bad?

    Is X-Men 3: The Last Stand Really That Bad?

    No. It’s actually worse. When it comes to bad comic book movies, The Last Stand is really something else. It’s a total mess of plot threads, none of which come together in the slightest. It has some truly horrendous character writing, nonsensical dialogue, and the most unsatisfying conclusion it could have possibly had. It’s a…

  • Berserk Manga Review (Part 25): The Eclipse Continued

    Content warning. Yes, I know it feels weird to put one of those this late, especially in Berserk. But it’s got to be said. What occurs in these chapters may be, without exaggeration, some of the darkest pieces of fiction ever put to the page. I won’t be showing anything for obvious reasons, but I…

  • Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back

    Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back

    Just one more game, then we can talk about the Metal Gear games people actually know again. Just gotta survive another trip into the jungle. When a scientist capable of ending a global energy crisis is kidnapped, and his findings used to hold the world at ransom, Solid Snake is sent in to rescue him.…

  • The War Doctor: Doctor No More

    The War Doctor: Doctor No More

    The Time War storyline is my favorite arc in all of Doctor Who. Every time it came up, little child me would always perk up immediately. It’s mystery compelled me; just what could have happened to the Doctor to cause him such regret? Finally, after years of waiting, we got the 50th anniversary special. And…