Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, TV, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Give me a hundred Azer slaves, and I can forge an empire that would make the Gods tremble. -Arakses Al-Saqar, Efreeti Pasha There are a ton of monsters in these books that I forget exist. Couatls, Darkmantles, Flumphs (though I adore their names), Gricks, and so many more fall into this category. But out of… Continue reading Azer: The Literal Hothead of the Manual (Best of the Bestiary)
SPOILER ALERT If you still haven't seen 'Avengers: Endgame' and you are even remotely interested in doing so, then avoid this post at all costs! I will be spoiling most of, if not all, the big surprises of the film. If you want to know my spoiler-free thoughts on the film, check them out in… Continue reading Endgame: Spoiler Time (Movie Monday)
How the hell does this show exist? Isekai as a genre has officially gone off the rails. We all know that, at this point, it will never die. It is the anime equivalent of a comic book movie. And now, that comparison is complete. At last, we have our 'Avengers' equivalent. In chibi comedy form.… Continue reading Isekai Quartet: How Can This Be So Good? (Watch This Anime!)
For the first time in 'My Hero Academia', we need to talk about anime's dirtiest word: filler. You may think that I now need to go wash my mouth out with soap. But just like most of this show, they decided to say 'fuck that' and they made something really awesome anyway. It's not a… Continue reading My Review Academia S2 E19: Tsu Does a Thing
Hot damn, Capcom is killing it this year! When you read/watch an individual person's reviews of a game, you'll typically learn something about their tastes. You'll pick up on that particular reviewer's tastes; which games resonate with them and which ones they don't. For example, I'm willing to bet that you guys are aware that I enjoy… Continue reading Resident Evil 2 Remake: Everything is Fine, Why Do You Ask? (Game Night!)
Gordon Ramsey is one of the biggest names in both the world of cooking and television. His skill is nigh unparalleled, and his ability to scream is completely unmatched. Yet he can also be highly childish and kind. It's safe to say that he's earned his place as an icon of cooking/television/both of them combined.… Continue reading An Honest Critique of Gordon Ramsey Shows (TV Thursday)
Book One of the 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Series Written By: George R. R. Martin Published By: Bantam Books Page Count: 835 Release Date: August 1st, 1996 Fucking hell. Where do I even start with this one? The Game of Thrones TV show is currently under a lot of fire. The fans hate it, the… Continue reading Game of Thrones: No, Not the TV Show (How’s This Book?)
