Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, Characters, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
Written By: Brandon Sanderson Published By: Tor Books Hardcover: 1248 Pages Audio Version Narrated By Michael Kramer, Kate Reading Release Date: November 14th, 2017 Link to Purchase With this, we can put a bow on our trek through 'The Stormlight Archive'. At least until I finish 'Edgedancer'. 'Oathbringer' is the latest and longest book in… Continue reading Oathbringer: The Biggest of Big Boys (How’s This Book?)
Cock joke. I'd open this up with something more clever, but there really isn't anything to work with here! The Cockatrice is hugely disappointing. It has one of the most bizarre and creative designs I've seen thus far! Unfortunately, it completely lacks in combat ability or lore. The only thing going for this monster is… Continue reading Cockatrice: The Coolest Looking Disappointment Ever (Best of the Bestiary)
There have been five Terminator movies. Two of them are good. All of the others are awful. If the new one is awful (it will be), then we'll be down to a success rate of 33%. Why the hell they still making these movies? The Terminator is one of my favorite classic sci-fi films. It's… Continue reading The Terminator: One of the Only Good Ones
Energia: Titans of Verità Previous Chapter The hustle of life passed as it always did. Crowds of people passed through the streets, all completely unaware of what was about to happen. The second sun was rising in the east, taking the torch from the first and keeping the afternoon bright and warm. The walls towered… Continue reading Chapter 1: Anna Ironchase (Energia: Titans of Verità)
If My Hero Academia didn't already murder Black Clover, this show sure as hell did! Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba is the newest in the long line of modern Shounen to take the world by storm. The series quickly grew a dedicated audience in its early episodes, then exploded in popularity as the series progressed!… Continue reading Demon Slayer Kimetsu no Yaiba: Fantasy Shounen’s Newest King (Watch This Anime!)
As the title states, this is the second part of my Xenoblade Chronicles review. If you want to know why it's in multiple parts, why I'm reviewing it, or my thoughts on the story, then check out part one. Part 1 Visuals: The Finest the Wii Had to Offer That may not sound like much.… Continue reading Xenoblade Chronicles: The Best RPG You’ve Never Played (Part 2)
Buckle up, kids. This game is incredibly special to me, so I'm giving it the treatment it deserves. Get ready for the first long, multi-part review on this blog. Introduction A few days ago, Nintendo rocked all our socks off with one of their best Directs yet. We got some incredibly shocking and exciting announcements… Continue reading Xenoblade Chronicles: The Best RPG You’ve Never Played (Part 1)
