• My Current Impressions of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

    My Current Impressions of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

    Following up Breath of the Wild was never going to be easy. Even six years later, that game is still the center of a good amount of attention. How do you make a sequel to one of the most ground-breaking and beloved games of the decade? Well, you do the same thing again, but you…

  • The Twelfth Doctor: Am I a Good Man?

    The Twelfth Doctor: Am I a Good Man?

    If you don’t like Twelve, then we can’t be friends. Sorry. Those are just the rules. I didn’t make them, you can’t blame me. Of all the Doctors to take the part in the Modern series, Twelve is definitely the most underrated. Sure, some of his stories were… not so great… but the character himself…

  • The Light Fantastic: Wonderful Adventures and Satisfying Endings

    Ah, Discworld. Time for some good fun and clever jokes! What wacky antics and magical adventures do you have in store for us this time? Wait… why am I crying? Picking up right where ‘The Colour of Magic’ ended, ‘The Light Fantastic’ begins with Rincewind and Twoflower magically being placed upon the Discworld once again.…

  • Stirge: Puny Bug

    Man, this poor little guy doesn’t even get a full page. Not that I’ll complain. Makes my job easier. Lore: Insect There is none. No, I’m not joking. They’re just fantasy mosquitoes. These guys don’t have anything going for them. That’s all. Next. Design: Oh, That’s Gross Well, that’s creepy as hell. I definitely wouldn’t…

  • Is X-Men 3: The Last Stand Really That Bad?

    Is X-Men 3: The Last Stand Really That Bad?

    No. It’s actually worse. When it comes to bad comic book movies, The Last Stand is really something else. It’s a total mess of plot threads, none of which come together in the slightest. It has some truly horrendous character writing, nonsensical dialogue, and the most unsatisfying conclusion it could have possibly had. It’s a…