Category: Video Games
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Resident Evil: Genisis of Survival Horror
I often make claims about making people mad with my opinions. In the past, at least in real life, they often did. Luckily for me, you guys have been super cool and supportive! All joking aside, I really appreciate that about you guys! You’ve respected even my most controversial opinions! Why do I say this?…
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The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One
Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that’s nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style…
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Dragon Ball Z Kakarot: Stylish Fan-Service Devoid of Substance
I originally intended to review Resident Evil 1 today. But I’ll get to that another day. For now, I’m going to talk about a completely different mess! I’ll admit, I had pretty high expectations going into this game! Not just because we’re living in a post-DB Fighterz world, although that was certainly a factor! The…
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Ocarina of Time: The Untouchable Classic
Uh oh! Get your hands on the close-window button! This one is gonna make some people mad! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve talked about Zelda. The last time I did, I was marathon reviewing them to prepare for the Link’s Awakening remake, much like I did with the Metroid series to prepare for…
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Dragon Ball Fighterz: When the World Took DB Games Seriously
Yes, I know that DBZ: Kakarot is the new hotness. But I haven’t finished it yet. So instead, I’m going to talk about a good Dragon Ball game (I’ll explain the shade in the Kakarot review). In fact, I’m gonna talk about the best Dragon Ball game. And if anyone says Budokai 3 I’m gonna break into…
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