Category: Video Games
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Uncharted Drake’s Fortune: The First Step is Rarely the Best
Time for another unpopular video game opinion! Naughty Dog is a pretty well-respected game developer. Every single one of their games has enjoyed critical acclaim from just about everyone! Everyone, that is, except for me. Sure, I love Jak and Daxter! That was the first game I had ever played! But that’s about it. I…
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Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie: The Best Video Game Movie Ever?
Spoiler alert: no. No, it isn’t. It’s a fun movie, sure! But is it truly good? Not really. The Sonic movie was simultaneously one of the most generic and bizarre cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. On one hand, you have an incredibly generic, by-the-numbers kids movie starring a CGI animal mascot, featuring some truly terrible…
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Doom 2016: Rip and Tear
Huh. It feels kind of strange to talk about this game after reviewing Spyro and Sonic. Playing something so relaxing after two of the most intense games on the market is kind of jarring! Today marks the release of Doom: Eternal (one week from now, if you’re reading on Patreon). Personally, I couldn’t be more…
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Sonic Mania: The One I Like
It’s been about a month since the Sonic movie came out. Surprisingly enough, it’s been doing super well! Financially, critically, the movie has been a success! I can’t share my thoughts on it just yet, as that would spoil an upcoming movie review (take a guess what it is). All I can say is that…
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Spyro the Dragon: Laying the Foundation
Alright, I’ve bullied enough games. Time to talk about one I like. In the years of the PlayStation 1, there was a great war. Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon. This was the legendary Mascot War. The winner would become the mascot to Sony’s flagship console and join in the greater war against the titanic…
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