Category: Video Games

  • Final Fantasy 7 Remake: Part One of a Perfect Remake

    Final Fantasy 7 Remake: Part One of a Perfect Remake

    Nearly five years. This game was announced almost half of a decade ago. I have been waiting for this game since my sophomore year of high school (fuck, I’m old). And now I’m a grown-ass man living in my own apartment, doing my own thing. My life has dramatically transformed in more ways than one…

  • Persona 5 Royal: P5, But More

    Persona 5 Royal: P5, But More

    I could leave it at that if I wanted. It’s just Persona 5 but there’s more stuff in it. Thanks for reading, have a nice day, enjoy Final Fantasy 7 Remake. But I do have a bit more integrity than that. If you read my review of the original version, you’d know that I fucking…

  • Halo Combat Evolved: Going Back to My Earliest Days

    Halo Combat Evolved: Going Back to My Earliest Days

    Let’s do a quick little experiment, shall we? What does a video game look like to you? If you go back to your earliest days of playing video games or even watching them be played, what do they look like? Which game represents what a game looks like in your mind? What was the game…

  • Ryuji Sakamoto: Hoist the Flag and Wreak Havoc

    Ryuji Sakamoto: Hoist the Flag and Wreak Havoc

    Guys! Help! Persona 5 has consumed my life again! Send a rescue team! I had wanted to talk about the two new Royal characters the next time I discussed Persona 5. Unfortunately, there are two problems with that. One: they only play a small role in the game for the majority of the game, with…

  • Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2: That’s Actually the Title

    Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2: That’s Actually the Title

    Or, if you want to save your breath, you could call it NSUNS2. Which is what I will be doing from here on out in this review. It just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? A long time ago, I decided to go back and reexperience Naruto. Unfortunately, I had a bit of a problem. I didn’t…