Category: Movies
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The Fall of Star Trek
Once upon a time, there was an argument that tore nerdy friendships apart: Star Wars VS Star Trek. Personally, I never understood this debate. Star Wars was a film franchise focused on space magic and adventure! Meanwhile, Star Trek was a corny sci-fi political drama with numerous TV shows and movies based on said shows,…
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The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One
Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that’s nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style…
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The Second Most Quotable Film of All Time
The first being, of course, Ghostbusters. But I can’t talk about that until the new one comes out. So you’re getting this instead. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is a delightfully strange movie. It’s absolutely a film of its time, one that would probably fail if it were made today. Much like many classic films, like…
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On Making a Dungeons and Dragons Movie
Yesterday, I and my friends gathered at my apartment for another D&D session. The party was fresh-off of killing their first dragon and were riding high as they adventured into an underwater temple. To shake their newfound egos, I (the DM) decided to put them up against a brutal double-battle. After defeating the guardians of…
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Bob Ross Shows: The Ultimate Therapy
It’s safe to say that life is pretty stressful these days. We’ve all got problems that cause us to worry, whether you’re still in school or you’ve got bills to pay. Throw on current world politics and time management and boom! You’re on your way to a very tiring and stressful day! Every now and…
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