Category: Movies
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I Finally Watched Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero
My writer’s brain is going absolutely ballistic at seeing the word super being used twice literally right next to each other in the title. That’s going to drive me bonkers to the day I die. Anyways, this movie was pretty cool and I’m gonna shout about it for a while now. One of the biggest…
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Sing 2: I am tired and I never want to do this again
This is it. The final Illumination animated movie. Our marathon is finally reaching it’s end. We won’t need to talk about this studio again until the Mario movie comes out. Thank. God! *Sobs in relief in the corner* After the events of the first movie, all the cast work at the same theater together. When…
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The Secret Life of Pets 2 is Not Very Good
One thing I kind of appreciated about the first Secret Life of Pets movie was its relative focus and simplicity. It may not have been all that original or compelling, but at least it knew what it was doing and didn’t waste your time. Guess what the second movie did? Max and Duke’s owner, Katie,…
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Sing is a Musical Mess
One of my biggest and most consistent complaints about these Illumination movies has always been the music. It’s always been lazy and generic, adding little to the movie. It’s a shame; music is such an important cornerstone to film. A good soundtrack can really elevate a story! Going into Sing, I was pretty anxious. How…
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Secret Life of Pets is Perfectly Fine
Four movies left, ladies and gents. Unless you count Hop. Which I’m not, since it’s not fully animated. Sorry, hardcore Hop fans. Secret Life of Pets is a nice bit of refreshment after the last few Illumination movies. Not because it’s incredible, but simply because it isn’t offensively awful or obnoxious. It’s a perfectly fine,…
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