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It's finally here. The first film in the My Hero Academia series, simply titled My Hero Academia: Two Heroes. And you guys know me: I love me some My Hero. So I bought a pair of tickets, dragged an old friend to the theater (he's also a fan of the series, don't worry, I didn't… Continue reading My Review Academia the Movie: Two Hours of Fun
Original Release: 4/26/18 Ladies and gentlemen, the night is here. Tonight, Avengers: Infinity War is finally coming out. Action will be had, characters will die (hopefully) and the buildup we've gotten for eight years now will finally be paid off. Except it won't be, because Avengers 4 is scheduled for next year, but it makes… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 59: When Will it End?
Original Release: 4/24/18 This was made for the first Venom trailer, but I guess it fits pretty well for the second one to, doesn't it? Have you seen the new trailer for Venom yet? I'm torn on it. On one hand, the story itself looks kind of messy, Tom Hardy (while a fantastic actor) seems… Continue reading ARCHIVE Day 57: Venom
Well, since that new Predator movie premiers in two weeks, I figured now would be a good time to ask a question that's been plaguing my mind for years. Who the hell keeps asking for new Predator movies? Let's be real, the only good Predator movie was the first one. It's a classic Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick,… Continue reading Day 172: The Predator Franchise
Hey guys, what if we did Sesame Street but as a R-rated murder mystery?! That's a good idea, right? People aren't sick of the r-rated kids thing, right? And people certainly aren't sick of Melissa McCarthy being in comedies, right?! Well I am. Much like the Slender-Man movie, I haven't seen this one. Also like the prior… Continue reading Day 163: The Happy Time Murders
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