Category: Godzilla-Thon

Original Release: July 2nd, 2018 Quick question. Who looked at this? And thought ‘Yeah, I bet his kid would look like this.’? Seriously, what the actual fuck was going through their minds? This was the sixties, so maybe they were just on a ton of fucking drugs when they designed him. Who the fuck knows?…

Original Release: July 1st, 2018 Wow. I actually forgot this movie existed. This is a weird one. Primarily because it was originally supposed to be a King Kong movie. Sometime during production, Toho decided that this would be better suited as a Godzilla movie. But here’s the problem: They didn’t really alter the script to…

Original Release: June 30th, 2018 First of all, tell me that title isn’t fucking amazing in all the worst ways. Secondly, this movie is pretty good. Just like all the others, it was the first for many things. First of all, it was the first film starring aliens, seeing as space travel was fresh in…

Original Release: June 29th, 2018 It’s time for the first truly childish Godzilla film. Is that bad? Not really. That won’t be a problem until Godzilla’s Revenge. Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster is the first movie that is made for children in mind. The suits are far more humanoid than before (not completely human obviously,…

Original Release: June 28th, 2018 This is my favorite film in all the Showa Era. Two years passed after King Kong VS Godzilla with nigh total silence for the franchise. Then it came, like a drop of rain in the desert: Godzilla VS Mothra. Or Godzilla VS The Thing if you lived in the States,…