Category: Godzilla-Thon

ARCHIVE Day 122: Godzilla VS Megalon (AKA the best one)

Original Release: July 7th, 2018 Holy shit, this movie is a riot. Let’s go over the three best things in this movie. One: Megalon. This guy has a pretty fucking rad design. Considering he’s a monster that lives underground, having the drill arms and bug-like body actually do make sense. Plus, he’s just kind of…

November 14, 2018
ARCHIVE Day 121: Godzilla VS Gigan

Original Release: July 6th, 2018 Let’s give this movie the credit where it’s due. Gigan himself looks really fucking rad. I fucking love this guys design. He’s just a walking mishmash of weapons, fish shit, and a bird peak. He’s just fun to look at. Honestly, he’s one of my favorite looking monsters in the…

November 13, 2018
ARCHIVE Day 120: Godzilla VS Hedorah

Original Release: July 5th, 2018 Oh, you thought the previous Godzilla movies were drug trips? You haven’t seen anything yet. This movie is… odd. It’s a definite step up from All Monsters Attack (aka Godzilla’s Revenge) but it’s certainly not great. It’s an okay movie that features some really weird scenes, including a strange animated…

November 11, 2018
ARCHIVE Day 119: Godzilla’s Revenge/ All Monsters Attack

Original Release: July 4th, 2018 Happy 4th of July, fellow Americans! Hope you guys have fun burning the city you live in down with all those fireworks! I’m just gonna sit back and watch Japanese movies. Like this piece of shit. This movie sucks. It’s easily the worst movie in the Showa era, if not…

November 10, 2018
ARCHIVE Day 118: Destroy All Monsters

Original Release: July 3rd, 2018 This is it boys. The big one. Step aside Infinity War, this is the biggest finale in cinematic history! Shame it wasn’t the finale. Destroy All Monsters was made to be the last film in the Showa era. At this point, Godzilla wasn’t making as much at the box office…

November 9, 2018