Category: D&D

Ah, the Displacer Beast. I can never take this guy seriously anymore! Not because he isn’t badass! But because my latest party had been dragging one behind their cart for a long time. They couldn’t even come up with a name for it or remember to feed it! It only survived by my grace as a DM!…

Want to throw your players for a complete loop? Just throw one of these guys at them! I once attacked my party with a T-Rex and my players were so confused that they forced me to show them the page and prove that I wasn’t making it up. They then shrunk the beast’s skull down…

Fly, my pretties, fly! Fly! -Fierna, Archduchess of Phlegethos, commanding her Spined Devil legions At last! I’m done! From Demons to Devils, I’m finally done! I get to talk about dinosaurs after this shit! But first, I need to talk about the last denizen of the Nine Hells: the Spined Devil. These devils are smaller…

Your war-torn kingdom is rife with corruption. It’s people dying from starvation and strife. They cry out for new leadership- someone with the charisma and the courage to put an end to the turmoil and suffering. You could be that someone! – Merobaal the Pit Fiend For the last two weeks, we’ve discussed the two…

And now, we reach the bottom of the food chain. A Lemure is born when a mortal soul, twisted by evil, is banished to the Nine Hells for eternity. They are the lowest form of life in the Nine Hells, a shapeless, repugnant monster doomed to suffer an eternity of torment if they can’t earn…