Category: D&D

  • Ettercap: Shepherd of Spiders

    I can see this dude as a unit in Starcraft 2 and I love it. When I first looked at the Ettercap, I thought he was forgettable. Then I looked at him for this and I thought he was kinda cute. Sure, I wouldn’t want to meet it in a dark alley! But it had…

  • Why You Should Watch Critical Role

    Why You Should Watch Critical Role

    If you want to check out the artist behind this fantastic artwork of the Mighty Nein (which you absolutely should), click the link right here and head on over to their Twitter! Wickwheat @OratorKayla I’m gonna do something a little different for this week’s movie article. Mostly because I need a break from movie articles.…

  • Empyrean: The Bipolar Demigods

    Hey! That’s just a synth from Alien: Isolation in Greek clothing! You can’t fool me, Wizards of the Coast! Empyreans are pretty cool! Sure, their designs are super boring! But their lore, despite only being four paragraphs long, is super flexible and fun to work with! On top of that, they’ve got some incredible stats,…

  • Drow Elves: Magic Muggers (Part 2: Stats)

    Alright! We finished the two pages of lore! Now we just need to analyze two pages of combat statistics! Hooray! Drow are divided into four categories. There are normal Drow, Drow Elite Warriors, Drow Mages, and Drow Priestesses of Lolth. The power scales up in that order; Drow are the weakest, a Drow Priestess is…

  • Drow Elves: Masters of Edge- I mean, Darkness (Part 1: Lore)

    Such depravity. Such terrifying cruelty. They are the vile poison that plagues all elvenkind. -Nelar Autumnwell, elf cleric of Corellon Larethian Jesus, dude, this gave me some whiplash! The last four monsters didn’t have anything for lore! Then these dudes come along with nearly two whole pages of nothing but lore and flavor text! Buckle…