Category: Best of the Bestiary

We’re finally getting into Dragons! This and the next monster aren’t technically categorized as dragons, for some fucking reason, but that’s beside the point! After over a year of doing this, we’re finally talking about the monsters in the title of the game! In my and most people’s experience, death tends to come after life. But the…

Ah, the Doppelganger. A fantasy classic. Of course it would appear in Dungeons and Dragons! Unfortunately, that’s what scares me. When it comes to typical fantasy monsters in D&D, they end up being kind of boring. The Cyclops, the Centaur, Dinosaurs (those ones were real, but you get my point), all of these classic creatures…

Ah, the Displacer Beast. I can never take this guy seriously anymore! Not because he isn’t badass! But because my latest party had been dragging one behind their cart for a long time. They couldn’t even come up with a name for it or remember to feed it! It only survived by my grace as a DM!…

Want to throw your players for a complete loop? Just throw one of these guys at them! I once attacked my party with a T-Rex and my players were so confused that they forced me to show them the page and prove that I wasn’t making it up. They then shrunk the beast’s skull down…

Fly, my pretties, fly! Fly! -Fierna, Archduchess of Phlegethos, commanding her Spined Devil legions At last! I’m done! From Demons to Devils, I’m finally done! I get to talk about dinosaurs after this shit! But first, I need to talk about the last denizen of the Nine Hells: the Spined Devil. These devils are smaller…