Author: jernahblunt
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Best Boss Battles: Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid)
One of the most heartbreaking parts about getting older is watching the things you loved age along with you. Nothing is eternal. Everything ages. One day, you and everything and everyone you knew and loved will be nothing more than dust, engulfed in the uncaring void of eternity and forgotten. Anyways, on a far less…
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The Seventh Doctor: The Master Planner
After a brief hiatus, wherein the producers tried their best to cancel the show, Doctor Who once again returned. Unfortunately, due to the demands of the higher ups, Colin Baker was not allowed to return as the Doctor. So instead, we got a rushed regeneration and an introduction to a brand new iteration. One that…
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By the Cover: Red Seas Under Red Skies
How long has it been since we’ve done a cover analysis? Not since the Wheel of Time series, right? No, it can’t have been that long… right? ‘Red Seas Under Red Skies’ is a wild book. Thievery, cunning, high-seas adventures, betrayal, and lots of people calling other people fucking assholes. It’s one hell of a…
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Shield Guardian: The Ultimate Defense
Lore: A Born Protector A shield guardian is the ultimate protector, as it is specially created to be so. To obey the master who holds their amulet is their sole purpose. If their amulets are well-guarded, then they can continue to uphold that duty indefinitely. However, should it be damaged, the guardian will be left…
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John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum is Fantastic
How is it these movies just keep getting better? Legit, I thought the first one couldn’t be topped. Then the second one did just that. Now the third one did the same thing again! This series just refuses to dip in quality! Picking up right where Chapter 2 left off, Parabellum sees our titular protagonist…
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