Author: jernahblunt

  • Slaadi: Evil Frogs From Limbo

    Five whole pages in one article? Oh boy. This is gonna be exhausting. Lore: Toads of Chaos Within the Ever-Changing Chaos of Limbo, a realm every bit as bizarre and untamed as the name might suggest, the slaadi exist without law or discipline. They follow only one rule: might makes right. Should a slaadi prove…

  • The Original Mario Movie is the Most Bizarre Thing I’ve Ever Seen

    The Original Mario Movie is the Most Bizarre Thing I’ve Ever Seen

    How ’bout that new Mario movie, eh? I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve heard it’s pretty good. Which I find pretty surprising, after watching every other Illumination movie. Though I guess it shouldn’t be; if they’d messed it up, Nintendo would have burned their offices down, or maybe something worse. But let’s not forget…

  • Berserk Manga Review (Part 23): Requiem of the Wind

    Berserk Manga Review (Part 23): Requiem of the Wind

    Here we are. The calm before the storm. Today, we’re covering: The Band of the Hawk has successfully escaped from Midland. However, now they must face the grim reality that Griffith cannot lead them anymore. It seems the Band is about to breath its last. But fate has other plans for them. Somber is the…

  • The Best Questline in Final Fantasy XIV

    The Best Questline in Final Fantasy XIV

    *Warning: this article contains spoilers for side content in Final Fantasy XIV. If you have any interest in playing the game, or you do play and you haven’t done the questline in question yet, I’d recommend clicking away from this article. You have been warned. Let us begin.* As much as I love MMOs, it’s…

  • The Eighth Doctor: The One Nobody Knows

    The Eighth Doctor: The One Nobody Knows

    Oh, man, this one is gonna be wild. After the cancellation of the classic series, Doctor Who fans all began to demand the return of their favorite Time Lord and his magical blue box. But they’d be in for a long wait. The BBC had no plans to fulfill their desires at the time. Not…