Author: jernahblunt
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Day 245: NieR Automata Review
Yes, I know I’m a year late, shut up. I only just finished it about a week ago. I would have gotten this review out the day after I was done, but I had already started my ‘Fixing RWBY’ project and my Hitman 2 review. But the point is, I’ve finished it. Five times now,…
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ARCHIVE Day 122: Godzilla VS Megalon (AKA the best one)
Original Release: July 7th, 2018 Holy shit, this movie is a riot. Let’s go over the three best things in this movie. One: Megalon. This guy has a pretty fucking rad design. Considering he’s a monster that lives underground, having the drill arms and bug-like body actually do make sense. Plus, he’s just kind of…
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ARCHIVE Persona 5 The Review E14: a recap? really?
Original Release: July 7th, 2018 Oh my god, finally! It’s time for the last Archive of Persona 5: The Review! Now I never need to think about this fucking terrible anime ever again, and you guys can read my slow descent into madness while watching this! I hope you enjoyed it! Cause I sure as fuck…
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Hitman 2 Review
Hitman (2016) is one of my favorite games of the last decade. So naturally, when they announced a sequel earlier this year at E3, I was extremely excited! I was so excited, in fact, that I pre-ordered the Collector’s Edition of the game on the PS4, which included the Gold Edition of the game. Thanks to that,…
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Day 244: The Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer
Video game movies have a terrible reputation for themselves. It’s so terrible in fact that saying that aloud is akin to saying “The sky is blue!”. So naturally, when Warner Bros. announced a live action Detective Pikachu adaptation, everyone’s expectations plummeted straight through the fucking floor. Then it sunk even further when they released the…
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