Hell Hound: Satan’s Best Friend

It’s kind of odd to see this guy so late from the actual devil section of the book. I mean, it’s a hell hound! Hell is literally the most important thing about it!

Lore: Predators of the Nine Hells

There really isn’t much here. These are more of a spice than a main dish. They’re a great compliment to a hell-themed campaign. But on their own? Well… would you have ever swallow a handful of cilantro by itself?

Wandering Archeron and the Lower Planes, Hellhounds make for excellent servants to those with blackened hearts. Hunting in pacts, they’ll attack and feast upon prey they deem weak enough to kill. They are loyal servants, but they will turn on their master if they aren’t allowed to satiate their evil hunger.

It’s a fine bit of flavor text. But in terms of creating a narrative? You’ll need something else. This thing is not a piece of chicken or steak. It’s just a bottle of cilantro.

Design: A Good Dog, For All Dogs Are Good

Aw, who’s a good boy? Who wants the souls of the innocent? Who wants them? Huh? Do you?

He looks primed and ready for hugging!

Dog jokes aside, this design is pretty boring. Sure, it looks like a hellhound! But it doesn’t have any creative flare to make it stand out. It’s just black and red dog with an internal fiery glow.

Why not go all the way with it? Give it a flaming body and blood-red, furless skin! Make the shit a flaming skeleton! I dunno! Just do something to make it look more hellish than a fire doggo!

TL;DR: boring. Next.

Stats: Pack of Fire

This is an incredibly simple, low-level monster. Good for a starter enemy in a hell campaign. But not much else.

Killing it isn’t much of a challenge. Its AC isn’t bad, nor is it especially high, and its HP is average for a low-level beast. Sure, it’s immune to fire. But at this level, that’s only going to be a mild inconvenience for wizards or sorcerers.

It’s got some fairly strong attacks, though. Sure, its basic bite isn’t that much to worry about, even with the extra fire damage. But its Fire Breath is fucking nasty for low-level, dude. If you fail the DEX save on that, you’re in for a rough time. Hell, you might be anyways if you’re a less durable class.

It does have a few abilities to help it out, though. Keen Hearing and Smell don’t do much aside from making it hard to sneak up on it. But Pact Tactics are much more dangerous; so long as it has an ally within five feet of it, it has advantage on attack rolls. The more hell hounds you throw at your players, the more dangerous they are.

This is a simple and kind of boring fight, regardless of how many there are. Unless you start thinking outside the book (which you should; it’s D&D, after all), the fight will boil down to a simple slugfest. Fun for a while? Yes. But not especially memorable in the grand scheme of things.


This is a pretty lame monster. Its lore isn’t especially deep or interesting, its design is generic, and its stats make for a simple and forgettable battle. This is not an especially memorable entry.

With all that in mind, let’s put the Hell Hound on the Best of the Bestiary!

  1. Beholder
  2. Death Tyrant
  3. Dragon Turtle
  4. Green Dragons
  5. Red Dragons
  6. Blue Dragons
  7. Black Dragons
  8. White Dragons
  9. Silver Dragons
  10. Couatl
  11. Behir
  12. Aboleth
  13. Sea Hag
  14. Bronze Dragons
  15. Brass Dragons
  16. Copper Dragons
  17. Gold Dragons
  18. Chuul
  19. Gibbering Mouther
  20. Chimera
  21. Death Knight
  22. Fomorian
  23. Bone Devil
  24. Dracolich
  25. Faerie Dragon
  26. Night Hag
  27. Green Hag
  28. Ankheg
  29. Storm Giant
  30. Hill Giant
  31. Empyrean
  32. Efreeti
  33. Grimlock
  34. Dao
  35. Cloud Giant
  36. Drow (all four of ’em)
  37. Shadow Demon
  38. Marilith
  39. Drider
  40. Aarackockra
  41. Azer
  42. Demilich
  43. Spectator
  44. Marid
  45. Harpy
  46. Half-Dragon
  47. Cambion
  48. Fire Giant
  49. Animated Armor
  50. Banshee
  51. Basilisk
  52. Yochlol
  53. Bulette
  54. Cloaker
  55. Darkmantle
  56. Doppelganger
  57. Ghoul and Ghast
  58. Ettin
  59. Pit Fiend
  60. Erinyes
  61. Chain Devil
  62. Bearded Devil
  63. Barbed Devil
  64. Spined Devil
  65. Ice Devil
  66. Djinni
  67. Nalfeshnee
  68. Glabrezu
  69. Chasme
  70. Grell
  71. Barlgura
  72. Horned Devil
  73. Balor
  74. Shadow Dragon
  75. Vrock
  76. Dretch
  77. Gnolls (all three)
  78. Goristro
  79. Hezrou
  80. Manes
  81. Frost Giant
  82. Duergar
  83. Quasit
  84. Dryad
  85. Flumph
  86. Goblin
  87. Githyanki
  88. Planetar
  89. Imp
  90. Clay Golem
  91. Flameskull
  92. Displacer Beast
  93. Carrion Crawler
  94. Githzerai
  95. Grick
  96. Rug of Smothering
  97. Bugbear Chief
  98. Bugbear
  99. Flesh Golem
  100. Vine Blight
  101. Twig Blight
  102. Needle Blight
  103. Bullywug
  104. Hellhound <—————————-
  105. Ettercap
  106. Gas Spore
  107. Cockatrice
  108. Lemure
  109. Solar
  110. Deva
  111. Gorgon
  112. Griffon
  113. Cyclops
  114. Centaur
  115. Ghost
  116. Fire Elemental
  117. Water Elemental
  118. Air Elemental
  119. Stone Giant
  120. Deep Gnome
  121. Dinosaurs (All six of them)
  122. Iron Golem
  123. Stone Golem
  124. Earth Elemental
  125. Galeb Duhr
  126. Flying Sword
  127. Crawling Claw
  128. Violet Fungus
  129. Shrieker
  130. Gargoyle

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