Tag: Review
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Hitman 2 Review

Hitman (2016) is one of my favorite games of the last decade. So naturally, when they announced a sequel earlier this year at E3, I was extremely excited! I was so excited, in fact, that I pre-ordered the Collector’s Edition of the game on the PS4, which included the Gold Edition of the game. Thanks to that,…
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Day 235: 3DS Metroid Reviews (Federation Force and Samus Returns)

For the final Metroid review, I decided to roll both 3DS games together into one post. Don’t worry, it won’t take too long to get through them. That being said, let’s get started with our first game… Metroid Prime: Federation Force I’D RATHER FUCKING DIE!! Metroid: Samus Returns After the catastrophe that was Other M,…
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Day 234: Metroid Other M Review

Oh boy, this game. This was it. The franchise breaker. The game that marked the drop off of Metroid content for the next seven years. It wouldn’t be until Metroid: Samus Returns on the 3DS that the franchise would finally be revitalized, and that game is just a remake to satiate our hunger before Prime…
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Day 231: Castlevania Requiem Review (Halloween Special, I Guess)

It’s Halloween. Kids will get candy, teens will be assholes, and adults will… do whatever we adults are supposed to do on Halloween. Hand out the candy? Scold the assholes? I have no idea. But I know what I’m doing. Playing a Castlevania game, as that’s the closest I can get to horror without either…
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Day 229: Netflix’s Castlevania Season 2 Review

In case you’re paying attention to the Categories and Tags section of the post, you’ll notice that I’ve labeled this one as both an anime and a cartoon. I’ve done this because I’m not sure which one it is. Though I’m leaning heavily on cartoon, I can’t ignore the Japanese origins of the Castlevania series.…