Tag: Review
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Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie: The Best Video Game Movie Ever?
Spoiler alert: no. No, it isn’t. It’s a fun movie, sure! But is it truly good? Not really. The Sonic movie was simultaneously one of the most generic and bizarre cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. On one hand, you have an incredibly generic, by-the-numbers kids movie starring a CGI animal mascot, featuring some truly terrible…
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Doom 2016: Rip and Tear
Huh. It feels kind of strange to talk about this game after reviewing Spyro and Sonic. Playing something so relaxing after two of the most intense games on the market is kind of jarring! Today marks the release of Doom: Eternal (one week from now, if you’re reading on Patreon). Personally, I couldn’t be more…
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The Last Airbender: Why Cartoons Should Stay Animated
Wow. I’m old! This year marks the fifteenth anniversary of Avatar: The Last Airbender. That feels oddly surreal! I can still remember when this show was brand new! When I’d watch it with my siblings as a kid and be absolutely blown away by every little thing! This show is a huge part of my…
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Sonic Mania: The One I Like
It’s been about a month since the Sonic movie came out. Surprisingly enough, it’s been doing super well! Financially, critically, the movie has been a success! I can’t share my thoughts on it just yet, as that would spoil an upcoming movie review (take a guess what it is). All I can say is that…
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Cats (2019): A Fever Dream Come to Life
Requested By Jeremy Hunt on Patreon I know what I’m getting you for Father’s Day. Alright. I know that I probably shouldn’t say this, given my profession. But after watching this… thing (I hesitate to call it a movie), I have to admit. I’m completely lost for words! I’ve watched a lot of bad movies in my lifetime.…
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