Tag: Review
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Halo 2: Larger, Louder, and More Intense
Fuck! Yes! I’m so excited! It’s finally time to talk about the greatest game in the original Halo trilogy! Because Halo: Reach is its own thing. And Halo 4/5 suck. Halo 2 is an improvement over Halo 1 in every way. The writing is vastly better, it looks better (it’s still an OG Xbox game,…
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The Martian: Survival Mode, Hardcore Edition
I’m only mostly ashamed of that joke. The Martian is something I’ve been meaning to get around to for a while. My dad always pestered me to read it, which I always told him I would. Then the movie came out and looked amazing, so I moved it higher up on my to-do list. Even then, I didn’t…
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Why I Love Cooking Shows
I genuinely forgot that this one would be going up on my birthday. If I had remembered, I’d have written an article about how booze is used in movies. But it’s too late now; I guess my rant about drunken romantic comedies will have to wait. Cooking is one of my favorite pass-times. I’m not…
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Bone Collection Chapters 1-5: A Bizarre Start
*WARNING!! There is going to be a hefty number of spoilers in the review ahead! If you’re even remotely curious about this series, I’d recommend reading the first few chapters before this. You’ve been warned.* Read Bone Collection As long as I’ve been an anime fan, I’ve always been behind the curve. The shows I…
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Hollow Knight: The Perfect Metroidvania
This game even gave me a perfect, easy thumbnail. Can it get any more perfect?! I’ve been working on this review for a while. Partly because this game is fucking hard! But mostly because I’ve had a strangely difficult time getting around to actually playing it! Which is odd, because this game is amazing! There are a…
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