Tag: Review

  • Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

    Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

    Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think…

  • Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

    Jurassic Park 3: Life is a Nightmare

    *Fun fact! This is actually the 1000th post on this blog! If I’d know that we were hitting a milestone this huge, I’d have put together something more fun and positive. But as per usual, I wasn’t thinking that far ahead! So, I hope you enjoy this review of one of the worst movies I’ve…

  • Yorknew Arc: A Complex Game of Cat, Spider, and Hisoka

    Yorknew Arc: A Complex Game of Cat, Spider, and Hisoka

    I’m gonna come out and say it: this is my favorite Hunter X Hunter arc. Sure, the Chimera Ant arc is incredible and all! And there’s a lot to love in the Election arc! But this? This, in my opinion, is peak HxH! Now armed with Nen, Gon and Killua make their way to Yorknew…

  • Yandere Simulator: How Lack of Focus Kills a Game Before it Even Comes Out

    Yandere Simulator: How Lack of Focus Kills a Game Before it Even Comes Out

    Quick note: I’m not going to be talking about any of the drama surrounding the developer himself. Sure, it’s fascinating, uncomfortable, and it sheds a lot of light on this dumpster fire of an early access game. But that would take waaaaaaaaaaay too long, so I don’t wanna do it. I’m going to be focusing…

  • Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek (Parody) Movie

    I was gonna review Jurassic Park 3 here. But I watched this one with my family the other day, which was a far more pleasant experience. So I’m gonna do this one first. When I was a kid, there were some movies that I just watched over and over again, much to the annoyance of…