Tag: Movies
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Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie: The Best Video Game Movie Ever?
Spoiler alert: no. No, it isn’t. It’s a fun movie, sure! But is it truly good? Not really. The Sonic movie was simultaneously one of the most generic and bizarre cinematic experiences I’ve ever had. On one hand, you have an incredibly generic, by-the-numbers kids movie starring a CGI animal mascot, featuring some truly terrible…
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The Last Airbender: Why Cartoons Should Stay Animated
Wow. I’m old! This year marks the fifteenth anniversary of Avatar: The Last Airbender. That feels oddly surreal! I can still remember when this show was brand new! When I’d watch it with my siblings as a kid and be absolutely blown away by every little thing! This show is a huge part of my…
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Cats (2019): A Fever Dream Come to Life
Requested By Jeremy Hunt on Patreon I know what I’m getting you for Father’s Day. Alright. I know that I probably shouldn’t say this, given my profession. But after watching this… thing (I hesitate to call it a movie), I have to admit. I’m completely lost for words! I’ve watched a lot of bad movies in my lifetime.…
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The Fall of Star Trek
Once upon a time, there was an argument that tore nerdy friendships apart: Star Wars VS Star Trek. Personally, I never understood this debate. Star Wars was a film franchise focused on space magic and adventure! Meanwhile, Star Trek was a corny sci-fi political drama with numerous TV shows and movies based on said shows,…
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The First Mortal Kombat Movie: The So Bad It’s Good One
Out of all the fighting games out there right now, Mortal Kombat is the one that is doing the best. Mortal Kombat 11 is a smash hit that’s nearing the release of its final DLC character (mother fucking SPAWN!!), although more are likely to come. An animated movie is in the works, featuring some DC-style…
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